Show SUCH Es 18 L L Oliver distressed complains Theres There's no chance for men with brains H Horny Horny my hand and brawn command command Fortunes Fortune's favor In the the- land But poor Oliver confesses C Chap tp lIko me me that really dresses Knows a lot lot-I do Eh what Wont take me Its It's silly rot roU THERE IS in Calcutta India a remarkable pearl So writes the th e H Honorable Emily Eden a British visitor there thero That pearl twice a year produces other pearls she declares The lady who owns this co its its' suicide pearl has a string of Us its descendants Doubts were were cast on her statement and the pear pearl Is is now now in the custody of two scientific is doctors doctors doc doc- tors where It remains till Ull the In Increase increase in- in crease takes place When the pearl was brought Bought to the little bits doctors they noticed so some of el rice in the box with toe the pearl earl which it was asserted had been nibbled nib nIb- bled bied at by the little pearls The London Daily Dally Express relates Charles how the Honorable Mrs Mr Pl fiket ket often told her daughters h ers of f a amin set with pearls under the min miniature at re glass of which numbers of new bab pearls made their it appearance baby baby baby- r- r the Il IE PEARLS can do that why cant can't di diamonds And if diamonds why not coal Science must solve the riddle 1 the su summer I And then early in carry a bucket of coal into y your our basement Let the coal reproduce By winter your coal bin ought to be full That'll be the end of the coalman AND AD IF IP coal can thus increase why not other things For or instance your flivver might each fall hatch a litter of ot little cars which by the tho following spring would be big enough to navigate Always have hava a saucer of uto gasoline standing round for th the baby auto AND THE house shortage would b be solved if you'd Just take a handful of bricks a plank and some nails lay them in the center of the vacant tt t lot go away and let em em hatch ou oua out outa t a new house No labor cost n no o troubling with architects and n no bothering with plumbers BUT IF IP the senate doesn't get get of off the peace treaty nest It will hatch batch out nut a dozen more treaties |