Show leA II I mm m. m I. I N II J TH THE Ii m LI SAYS Joe Jenkins sprained his l leg lg g in 1 pra practice tice and he strains his liis appetite three times a day Ernie Johnson takes the weight off in rn practice but the chief puts puts puts-it ft backon back on at the boarding table Judge for yourself Bill Rumler Is not the only one wh who looks for a letter every day Bill ml hadn't better hurt his right paw or hell he'll have to take tako into his confidence else confidence else else hire a confidential secretary f N U f I THE TI-IE WAY OF A WOMAN I f When Carpentier picked out a wife 1 v 1 He sought to end all pain and strife r But soon as Cupid shot the dart That folk til tH death doth joins up part parts Why she said sad Say George listen here her er Your fighting days are over dear And no doubt she is sincere PAL MOORE NOW WANTS JIMMY WILD WILDE TO TO PLAY OFF THE RUBBER BEFORE HE GOES HE-GOES GOES HOME THEY EACH HOLD A DECISION OVER EACH OTHER OTHER BOTH BOTH BOUTS BEING IN LONDON PAL SAYS SAYS' HE IS ENTITLED TO TO IT WILDE HASN'T TIME FOR CONVERSATION Connie Mack has hag a bunch of youngsters at Lake Charles There really Isn't enough veteran material to hold the young fellows down downs Mack Isn't expecting to win a pennant this year but he does expect to ge get out of ot last place Hes He's playing the game with a young te team m and it Jt will be Interesting to watch his boys and the more mature In their twelve twelve-g twelve game me series at Brownsville At last tast they have found the weakness s of the Yankees Its It's beh behind nd the bat In the annals of the game no team ever won a pennant without a 8 first class backstop with the exception of Brooklyn in in 1 1916 16 While the right handed Pitch pitchers are struggling alo along trying to get by without serving those freaky deliveries the southpaws are re going right ahead in Jn their n normal style unharmed b by the new eW pitching r rules le Trig Speaker is one big league pilot who does not concede concede the the pennant to the New NewYork York Yankees Furt Furthermore he thinks the Indians will havethe have haveThe havethe the most tr trouble with the Detroit Tigers and the tile St St. Louis Browns Drowns j I THE RO ROOKIES ROOKIE'S PRAYER If at first youre you're not a bird r Wh Why then theres there's second second also also third In case you cannot pia play the bags j I Field the hot ones and make tags Why managers are very kind J. J ki And oftentimes they wouldn't mind Y iTo i To dress you ou up behind the bat oX iv Or send you ou to the hilltop flat I 1 But say if you the stick can wield weld Dont Don't worry kid kid you'll you'll pia play outfield t VL r The natives of Philadelphia got a shock They expected to to see a nice old gentleman when John Heisman succeeded Bob Folwell at Pennsy Instead John is so pr progressive that th the Quakers are gasping at his views on football The kids can play shinny If It they cant can't make the necessary necessary raise to buy baseballs gloves and bats ats this season season They can always find an anold old br broomstick broomstick broom broom- om- om stick sUck and a tin Un can SINCE WILLIE JACKSON KNOCKED JOHNNY DUNDEE OFF THE SCORE CARD IT LOOKS LIKE LEW THE PHILADELPHIAN IS DUE FOR A REAL SHOWDOWN OR WHEN THEY MEET IN JERSEY CITY Mr Mrs Georges Georges Carpentier says that she couldn't bear to see anyone hit Georges Well Jack Dempsey dazed a bigger fellow than the Frenchman last Jast July Something seems to whisper whisper- that her honeymoon is going to be unpleasant Larr Larry Gardner did aplenty to o his old teammates the Boston Red Sox last season He collected 29 base hits out of 70 times at bat cat against them for fr an average an-average average of Joe Wood another Indian had the satisfaction of ringing up a batting average of against Ed Barrows Barrow's mound personnel |