Salt Lake Telegram | 1920-01-21 | Page 12 | Such is Life

i c ct t t By O. O B B. B JOYFUL Judge George J J. Judge judges Inthe in inthe inthe the ju en Ju le court at Buffalo N N. Y T. Alex Dines dines In his own e 1 restaurant restaurant res- res at N N. Y T Wheres Where's the tho Poor Fish Fish Who Said Latin Is II a Dead Language Miss liss Edith Edith Rice of ot Germantown Pa has translated into Latin Latin some popular popular's songs songs ns Keep the no Home e Fires B Burning IK SIr like this Ignes foci serva avide Longe Long cum tul tui per astra Refulgent argentum J Thum Dum um And this Is ta Is' the way Ce er sang ang Oh How I J Hate to Get Up in the Morning O 0 O 0 Ol I me ete mane odin O 0 st sl man earn in Quid est eat miser mihi Burg tibi tibi Ubi tibi prima luce etc Member ember that Katy K song long song This is how Marc Antony might have warbled it to Cleopatra Cleopatra- Gala G G G G Gala Gala Gaia Es sola pu ella quam quam adoro Ubi luna lu lucet supra f p in porta ports Over here we sing lInG How Ta Ye Gonna Keep Em Down on the Farm After They've They've- Seen Paree Parse Beyond the Rubicon they handle it this way Qui cos Post Paree L Latin is is now the most popular study in the Germantown high school Mrs Abner Whiffletree is of ot the opinion that I if some bright teacher could invent t R a a method of translating arithmetic so her little boy f could sing it he wouldn't have to do 10 the 6 A 6 6 work wor over again next S ext school Icho l year This however however is Is one ope way to solve arithmetical problems If It eight men worked three days cutting down a tree how long would it take six men to cut it down 1 a a. student was asked Like Mrs Whiffletrees Whiffletree's little boy this student wasn't up to h his earlIn ears earl earsin earsin in arithmetic He thought long and earnestly Then he wrote The tree having already been cut dow down by eight men could not be ba cut dO six men men C 1 f