Show r rr r I H HV Hr r V i 4 C. C f Uncle Ebs Eb's Philosophy U LIFE EZ I 1 KNOWS IT IT Br By EBE HOLDS MAN who is a professor professor pro- pro THE I fessor of athletes and tells tens others how to live a hundred hundred hundred hun hun- dred years years usually dies at thirty- thirty five of heart failure I never saw no DO sense in this physical c culture no The farmer the or carpenter carpenter carpenter car car- penter or the blacksmith liv lives to tobe tobe be ninety uses his brain considerable considerable consider consider- able too and dont don't think about his or his muscles all all' the time I know a hull lot of people that always think about their Its It's them that tell me if I stop ea eating ng meat and good wholesome victuals and victuals and take up with some new f angled mash bran sanitary food Id I'd live to be a hundred in inthe inthe inthe the shade and the next day I get getan getan getan an invitation from the family to come to the funeral That party I that told me how to take care of my died of catarrh of the That was all that saved his family for he was the whole family to live on mash bran-mash and or whatever you call can em and the family were slowly wasting away Men who try to get TOO STRONG I notice usually eat too much and die of heart failure The man who works his brain and his body just enough to keep a balance usually attends the funeral of the other fellow Theres There's common sense in all things Now when I dont don't know what's best to todo todo todo do I jest sit down and read my book That book is worth more than a whole library of novels It only cost me fifty cents and its it's called the Common Sense Medical Adviser and written by that Dr Pierce in Buffalo N. N Y who founded the Invalids' Invalids Hotel and Surgical Institute there There slot no o about him im SY Say Say-he he wrote me the other da day and t says says-says Bays says he there he-there there aint matter with pith you Ebenezer no Hie but bat old age and if you go 10 on D l Vi same simple l life fB you alIas him hasp live to spank prank the other feller's fellers grand children You see when bilious I jest take one of them I ant Pellets' Pellets of Dr Pierce right and save me a whole lot of pees peas I dont don't get DO no why why why-kase kase I jest haven't bavent any ann spots My organs is all nil keep em so so Once I had a fit of ness neS my was all out oat of o o and so eo my blood got J I r to Dr Pierce and he told mel eat so BO much fried pork and aud bac basal flapjacks and then I took his ve vea extract and alterative the y gt Medical Discovery That's th the i tonic for the I ever heit he hea it aint no DO cocktail either either eUbert for forgot foci got a particle of alcohol in it just jud made e from roots and of natures nature's tonic tonic and and 1187 easy eay- throws out all those puen accumulate in your system an l lyou you straight and makes you yon at ael J JIt It as a cricket All of Doctor P PM P family remedies are good they're made from the doctor that knows know a his hie t Now thaI was my old woma wom 20 years of raisin raisin children s et over the wash-tub wash toe the wood and cookin f fu hands she somehow got run run- bit was ivas humped over in the sh she back gave out thin and weak a as nervous a cat move with withe crying What does she do b but t was all owin to her woman womanly ness ness and that Dr Pierces Pierce's I Prescription would fix her Jill sll i and it did did did-by by hump She lo to afore that but she just got TO B on flesh and now ehe's she's so sol buxom bloomin and healthy to go out in the wood shed wood fo and quiet to emoke smoke my pipe The experience of Uncle Et Eb I unusual unusual any any number pf of throughout the United States State d do Dr Pierces Pierce's standard home home ren re keep them well seller or to t o different ills You can con COD coni Pierces Pierce's Medical Sla Staff f by I let Ie addressing Invalids' Invalids Hotel N. N Y and get the best pose ical advice absolutely free o of |