Show I Being Chemically Pure I 0 F COURSE we all know that Los Angeles is a perfect city It has taken the lead in all progressive legislation was the first large city in California to stamp out the district distri t the I first to banish the saloon and the ele first to wage unrelenting war on Los Angeles has been so terribly good on the surface J 1 that we others have f felt ft a little ashamed because of our short short- I comings 4 And being so chemically pure Los Angeles has ha gained a heap i i of Cf a advertising It is getting some seme more right now It is said f Woodman the the Angel City has taken bribes bribe to permit I. I violating of liquor and laws Previous to that Sebastian i f was mayor and he got mixed up in such a wine woman and song i r s. s scandal andal that he found it get out of public view Then there 1 fL was Alexander against whom much was said but Alexander weathered Bred ered the storm Before that there was Harper who became mixed I tip up in iii so many scandals it would take a book to describe them all These men were mayors of the Angel City Aside from them there ere has as been a chief of police and a district attorn attorney y or two g get t into the limelight so that withal Los Angeles has been k kept pt pretty V well on the publIcity map V r Of course we like Los Angeles appreciate its oc occasional its beautiful homes and movie studios but we wonder Yh it is that that out of the 5 OOOO or or so people living there the 1 people p o le cant can't find one real nice chemIcally pure chap to act as ast t r Imay r. r r a |