Salt Lake Telegram | 1919-03-04 | Page 7 | Peanut Pietro Sez

d Peanut Pietro l EZ Ci rt y K Grier Telephone and I f i Hees Brother Telegraph Co Salt Lake Dear company Longa tuna tima go gohen when hen da war ee ees broka loose you aska please no usa telephone too mooch for helpa da fight I dunno why you aska no dat can usa anyhow Other day my watch ees go on da strike and I aska girl girleen eon een dat phone when ees time for go to work She tella me dat ees I say i lit know dat long tima goI go- go I jusa lika to know wot time ees please But she say she no can geeva me time So I getta pad and say I no wanta you geeva me on da bill firsta month And for five I keep aska wot time ees but no can getta So I dunno eef ees time for go to work or right on sleep And when I eat I 1 dunno one ees breakfast from supper time I gotta idee Company eef you geeva wrong time so you geeva wrong number we no can tell e even n when ees I no blama you for your clock Eef your clock wor a lika your phone my watch ees months ahead of you and bees hees stop altogether Eef you no believe be da war ees qu et and are jusa wait for maka sure before go go to work you can prove by writa Germany letter I senda you alarm clock week for waka you up Wot you tink PIETRO