Show SOt or I By J. J E. E McKnight BUT NOT FAR ENOUGH Der Tag came der del Kaiser vent DIE NEUE WATCH AM RHEIN The new watch on t th the Rhine Is a Waterbury on a Yanks Yank's wrist AN ENTENTE NOT AN ALLIANCE The general slon seems to tobe tobe i ibe be that the famous entente between I Gott and a notorious kaiser was somewhat rudely terminated not long ago HONOR TO WHOM HONOR IS DUE This much may mav be said to the credit of the Germans They did the worst they could devils could do no more AT THE BREAKFAST TABLE To hear some people talk taik one might think that Woodrow is the only autocrat auto crat left CAUSE AND EFFECT If It the Lusitania had not gone down the he George Washington Washington- might never have ia e gone over WHO STRAFED GERMANY Yes the cl- cl evant kaiser prayed loudly and often enough but somebody somebody somebody some some- body strafed Germany just the same I It It was a Hun thing to do i WITH N NO S SAl That new line we heard 1 about was not another front it was merely an affront I |