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Show ; a aTFETTirTTTra THE THXEAB. 1f any one tells you there is nothing new" under the tun," remarked a well dressed woman to her friend in a Second Sec-ond avenue car, "don't you heMeve It. 1 have juat coma from a sewing class In a public school, and what do you think the teacher asked ma . aa aha explained things?" Vanno. Imagine," answered the friend. "She said. 'Do you thread your needle or needle your thread T " MWhat a funny question! What la tbe difference?" demanded the friend. "Just try It." promptly responded the other. "Threading the needle ia all wrong. Juat tske the needle In the right hand and needle your thread and ses how much sasler It Is. I only wish I had know It twenty years ago." New Vork Sua. |