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Show V AROUND Famous Sayings I have your number. Alonzo Goof, traffio cop. . Fun From the Press W. H. Story and James Story, were executed the other day. Headlines The Stories Hang Together. IT COULDNT HAPPEN. "What's that they're playing, play-ing, mother f What does the sign sayf '"AKiss in the Dark,' by rr?qu?st. "My, ainV morlern girls pettinpr bold, though." WE HAVE LONG. SUSPECTED THIS. , Davet "Cap Barrstt, fleet) a I though emphstte rsckstssr, broke down ysatarday under gruelling eroae exsminstlon, It is reported, snd confeesed thst in th inter-mountain region. KINO. More of It No complaint will be asked against "Second Story St" notorious no-torious burglar, caught In the set ef ransacking; tha parsonage Saturday Sat-urday night.' After a three-day Investigation the sheriffs office i haa announced they are convinced. Bi s friends plsyed a practical Joke on him whan they tipped him off to rob the place. An empty pop hot tie waa found in the refrigerator, refrig-erator, which the bandit had Just opened when the officers pounced jnon him. Leatherneck Jim. DIRECTIONS FOR HOLDING A POf BOTTLE. Grasp firmly in the right hsnd. thumb down and flngsra gripped about th nook. This serves a double purpose). Ysu mrm now reedy to drink from it or use it as a blackjack sn any prying deputy. VIOLATED RULE 104. Heaele My Jialr la a wreck. Tenale No wonder, you left1 the switches open. Weekly Blah. MAYBE HE WANTS TO HIRE A GOOD NEW REPORTER. CHANCE FOR LETTER WRITER TO GRAB 60 VERY EASY "The editor of tha Tonopah Dally Bonanxa waa tha recipient nf an anonymous threatening; tetter this morning from an unscrupulous un-scrupulous parson. Here's sn offer: He. the editor, will give the writer FIFTY DOLLARS If he will coma to him and acknowledge ac-knowledge th wrftlneT of thla tf tier, iur dciit t e e SADIE THE SIREN. A Chapter 1004. JVHAT HAS GONE BEFORE: , s .oie. a daring little miss, who his never told a- lie except when n eces ss ry . la gaily ba 1 1 1 n g the laylights out of sundry ferocious tnlmlles In tha heart of Africa. With this hint you should guess .he rest, dear reader. NOW GO ON WITH THE STORT.) Just as evening was nearlng the unv sprung a leak and sank. "adle. Sir Kat. Lucius thshlmney tweep. Sheriff Harry and Sambo tt about the fir, serenely un- ware of th fact that Rudolph !.senpfeffer, tha villain, was still pursuing them. Wher there la fir there must e some smoke, so Sambo started 0 puff on his K. O. ptpa. "It's easy to hunt big game icre. Isn't It?" aald Sadis In a nn vernal lonai ton. , "You bet." announced Sambo, It s a pipe " - "f didn't ask you what you were mokjng,H snarled. Badle. unsnarl - ng her bobbed curls. From this epeech it la plain that Sadie thought Sambo had misunderstood her. Whether he had was never decided, for at that moment there was a loud about that resounded like the bark of a wild clam. - The camp was surrounded! Thb cannibals of ths National Asaocta-iton Asaocta-iton of Missionary-Eaters, clad In pears snd smiles, growled In a ery growling manner. Somehow r other aa Sadis saw th threat -' "nlng ffang she didn't foal very veil. Then she rscognlrert tha leader. Hah." ssld Rudolph with great rmphasls. "Now you will marry ne. you little cuss." Well. It looked Ilk ths little 'and was In ths hands of ths villain. b 5 a dm spoka but ona word. V Hell!" she announced. T My goodness, folks, alnt this tough! (Well, more tomorrow.) |
