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Show A BUSY UNI. Mod.ra lnwillon. plr " " portant pan In our .very day Ufa A t.l.phom, for .xampl., U an In-nocnt In-nocnt looklnr tool, yt la cau many eompllcaUd Ituatlona, and It bappanml la Salt La.. Prlud Wlf. tu vi.ltln h.i mothw and dur -hubby" wa.n-dMTOrtnc wa.n-dMTOrtnc to aurvlva aa be.t ht could. Each aranlna. by m.ana l tha t.l.phona th.y lwnd tl food or bad n.wa of th. day. Oc a crtaln .r.ntful .v.nlna. during ih. courM of th. eonv.raatron. tha wlf. Inquire of bar dvotd mat. aa to hla action, at tbat particular mornant. B.ln a truthful chap, our h.ro r.plld that. If th. truth waa d.mand.4, b. waa waahlnf hla B. V. D.'a. At thla Junctur. contra! con-tra! tan out In an aar. In.pliinB. role. I'm rlntln th.ni for you: Whmupon th. family eat turnad i back aom.raault and another dl- vorca caa. waa In tha offing. Th.y aay that Forda can go anywhere any-where in th. world. But It look. Ilka a long, hard pull to tha Whit. Houaa. Eh, wotf TUB PtAPPgP Rom. ahapa. aoona atyla, Man gap, you .mil; 'CauM you'r. wlae To all thoaa guy.. And glv. tb.m tha cold ahould.r. Split curia. Up. thin. TMth poarla, firm. chin; ChHki ara painted. Boul'a untainted lou r, a modern flapper. FAMILIAR EXPLANATION. Samuel Unterrayer aald at a luncheon at Palm Beach: "It I profeeeed to be pleaeed with th. oroapMt. for building roform that Albany offera. my profea.lon would be merely Ironical. Like tha young wife, you know. "A young wife, one night a few weeka after tha honeymoon, eat up for her husband houra and houra. In fact, It waa qlute 4 o'clock when tha younv man lurched In. "'Harold,' aald th. young wlfa, where on earth hava you beenr " 'Been hla alttln' op hlc hick frien'.' -Oh.' aha aald. how delleloua that eacua. la. If. Juat Ilka father fath-er uaed to make.' " BavannaU Newa. .TWO WIIK WITH PAY. When doea a vacation begin? When you atart to plan It. When doea a vacation endr When you atart to take. It. X By whom wera vacation. Invent- X ed? Bom. poor devil who could never afford to take ona. Where la tha lovely scenery' In tha little free booklet published by the chamber of oommerca. Where la tha wonderful flatting In tha little free booklet prepared by tha railroad. ' Where la tha glorlema climate) Ta J the little free booklet issued by their eteamahlp company. WhaJ. la a private bath One which not mora than twenty persona per-sona ara auppoeed to iae. How can you tell poteon Ivy from the harmleia kind? Olve It time. If 1 poteens you. It'a poleon. Who n)ova (1) a pl?ma rnnch In tha woods? And who enlnya those who rrUclpat. In lit (1) Ante. tJ Chlggera. What kind of cows does ona an counter in the country? Stray and eurioua. Do they give milk? Not to anybody any-body from tha city. ilow long la a moaqlatoT FYcra one to olx.ting Inchea. What la noequlto n.ttlng The brxlal v.ll of N.w J.reer. What la Ita purpoee? To advertise adver-tise the victim. What tinea tha average vaeatlm coat? Twlca aa much as It la worth. What la It worth? Half tha value of a Chinese coin wnUU has oeen run over by a streetcar and -dropped down a manhole. ' " $ I Boforo You Sifjn I K my mortgage let us explain our terms S a and the advantaf a we offer. Then see ? J all of our eompetiters if you vish, and S N -act for yourself. n Wejrant an opportunity te serve all S who wisa to borrow money on real S u. .. -:- I I lhuyloan&teCb I . ' ee |
