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Show CAPITOL JOKES j! By SAMUCL . WINBLOW. United atstee Rspreeentetlve fesm MMacnueetts. Vouch Dletrlca. My favorite story to an old one. but It illustrates the extent to which eome men hold domination ever the Imagl-aationa Imagl-aationa of their followers. Wh.n Wilfred Laurler was premier ef Canada, two French-Canadians were dlacusslnir him. , -By gar." aald one. -dat Wilfred lAurler. he one great man." Not so great Ilka 2Holeon," aald the other. . u "Wilfred Laurler greater daa Nape-tsen." Nape-tsen." moisted tha first one. "Wllfrwt Laurler greater aaa Oaorge Ws.hlngton." -W.U. Wilfred Laurler not sa great like de Savior.' "Maybe not. but- here the premiere pre-miere admirer brightened "Wilfred Laurler a young maa yet.' WISE FOR HIS YEARS. A young physician waa buying furniture for tha equipment of hie office. The salesman raked his brain to think of something alee ta aeil htm. Ha had sold almost everything that was. appropriate or necessary when he had a happy thought. -Oh, yea: I nearly forgot,- ba exclaimed. ex-claimed. -Tou need a doormat,"' "Not a new ona" aald tba young doctor. -I'll get that at a aecond-hand aecond-hand atora. A worn one wilt ba a much better advertisement tor ma. Pickup. t |