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Show w Anour'D s 1 Th party of liberty will meet tonight' . Well raenre Judgment u to how free it ii until we tee how many married men are present. Wa tba fourth heat of a cup race in Scotland wai cancelled. can-celled. - Probably all of the merry waasailer were under the table after the third round net them tip. r , M rd nnwnlnv la danArsflnaf tha Inalda of his flft omporlum. Well, that's nothing new. Wo hav aon soma plain and fancy decorating; of handsome boyish faces at the Manhattan In other days and no fuss waa made about It. But Hardy, don't make the mistake of hanging canary blrdg around the place. Borne of thoaa cent a l may ml take their chirping; for aha oall of the flaw sfleawe. ewehae And we'd feel cheated of our prey.; a e e Th Nibley park golf llnki ha ntimber of playen who ar boaiting1 cKn to par. Manual Wohlbors;. grolfor, hand-baller hand-baller and humoriat, . whom we have appointed our. Los Anffole correspondent, after recalling; the eclat with which he ueod to demolish de-molish hot doge at Scollay square In Boston when we both sttendod the home of the five -foot shelf of books, contributes the rest of (he remarks for the day from new Salt Lake: Tha chief objection to golf Is that it prolongs the Uvea of many old (oofa that ought to be) dead. ' What are the poor rich groins; to do for aa exclusive game now that the poor poor , have made folf such a prebelan pastime? a e Meaning of the word "fore": "Get outa the way. or I'll hit you on the fairway with a Bahy Dimple"; Dim-ple"; "Hey, you blind bum. that's mv ball you're playhV, ain't It?: "Fay, how you expert a feller to make a drive with all this confusion confu-sion goln on? Important topics f the day: The Rohr occupation; threatened war between England and France; the coming: presidential election; how old Is Mary Miles Mlnter? T often wonder If the dsyll ever come when Somebody'll pitch a no-hlt grams In Halt Lake. . The poll co won't be baffled. Jack Dempsey will' get as much for his coal aa ho does for his fights. ,v Something usual happens In I Los Angeles. A rich old woman died In Lo Anarelea the other day. She waa mean that' he left all her property to herself. Adviae to those contemplating; matrimony: Never get married . bring up your children the same way. |