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Show The jnyatery of the atrocioui beaning. of an . unidentified person who waa found holding bis head t Seltzer and Bromo treeta laat night was partially cleared up this morning, according ac-cording to Sheriff Gink, when it was found that the victim was a barber who was aee.ua-' aee.ua-' tomed to chew gum frantically f and with liquid gurgles while .'having his harassed customer. Sheriff Gink told the little birdies this morning that he would drop- the investigation of the esse inasmuch as it appeared ap-peared highly improbable that ' he would be able to obtain conviction if the culprit were captureL . '' Sharp Stuff ' ; "Quick Watson, tha needle 1" -Twas the old sleuth again. "I dunno," tald Watson, "vnleu its thread or germs." ... . ' Two dusty wayfarers ' sat hunched on the roadside rocks as the sun' crept over the mountains.' ; ' "Hah," hah'd Reginald, ."'tis the break of day." . "Yaas," drawled Percival "It does dawn on me that I'm broke." -; - . ..: HE HOPED HE WOULDN'T. After reading this hekdUn In th Mm Franclkro Chronicl--"Mlkklns W'nr Vt' Mind Ooaa. Belief. Wlfk - Pa. Spoum Started for Work; Kever Returned," Willi Goofua allowed al-lowed that that bird waan't auch a ap after all. I Our mornlns friend halla the en-try en-try of an Eaat Ely man In the tennis ten-nis tournament to atart next Mon day at the Bait Lake Tennla club as another contestant In the "In- tcrnattonat tourney." We always " thought Nevada was In the United Bi:?i, ant you can't never tell. - Ona good thing about tha hot weather, folks; it hat put tha kibosh on enduranoe dancers. . RETURN THE CAP AND GET A HAT,.. Dave: r Argys story about the trained robin was rood. Je this aoodert A "merchant" In 8ait Lake Is - chief of the economical clan. When Lyou buy a bottle of anything soft ' to drink he gives you a ticket en- "tltllns you to s -cent rcbats on return of bottt. H tvt you in-othar in-othar tlcknt entltlinr you to on bottlf of any soft drink on return of 100 -used" sirAwn. . r TV A PAINE. ess A casual traveler on the Interur-ban Interur-ban told us of a Ban Franetsoo Chinese who owned an Inland d-aired d-aired as a Kite for a lighthouse. . After much cajollne; and extensive neirot a Lions, he was Ind uced to consent to the sale. He shook his head slowly In oriental - lanruor when the papers were signed and remarked, hunch Ins his al.ouldera, that- "Can put up ..lighthouse, can blow flog horn, alien time can ling ben, but flog come In allee earnee."' , a e e r SAOIS THK 8IRCN ? - Chapter S4.98 - (WHAT HAS OONR BEFORE: Well, to make a long story still longer, Badie took nap yesterday when the hell rang for the ateenth chapter. Chert f f Harry had ju st bunted op the casino game, which was to decide whether Lucius, the chimney sweep, or 81r Fat, should have the hsnd of our heroine. NOW GO ON WITH THE STORY). Sadie had satd her prayers the night before because Khe went to sleep m a folding bed. Consequently Consequent-ly when she woke she wtn o. k. Right away she Jumped Into the story. "Bay, Sheriff Harry, I know you," she sang in the key of A flat (three rooms) with chimes, and folks ,you should have heard the keyring. And aha continued as she went on, "Why did you bust up the casino gamer The sheriff slowlyrr'ew his alx-khooter. alx-khooter. but ss- they were . only three ho didn't shoot.., I stopped the game because It was crooked,". he announced, drum-mnlg drum-mnlg a tune with his big toes. "Sir," shouted Sadie, preparing to unwind smashing right. Mhow dare you, how dare you. three times. I'll have you know that In our circle everything Is on the square." The sheriff tuned up his tonsils to lsugh, but one look at a die stopped him. Suddenly her face grew cloudy and she started to rain blows on his dome. There waa the poor sheriff without an umbrella! - (Another wsgonload of watennel ons tomorrow). , |