Salt Lake Telegram | 1923-07-31 | Page 4 | More Truth than Poetry

t ' v j More Truth Than Poetry j By JAMES J. MONTAGUE YCHJ CANT HAVE tVERYTHlNO . Ob erackar arid milk for a diet, . I, . My health haa improved quit a hit; My nerve hav grown ateauy and quiet v' And I'm feeling uncommonly fit. Oood health I a precious possssslon, - ' ' j It lsck sets oses life sll awry Aad yet I am seised with deprrssloa ' -. When I think about cbe and also plot j Dyepepela no longer haa power . ' '.; To ie-me up Into a knot, , ' The J-y of existence to our 1 And mak m bewail at my lot. The habit of greedily dlnlug . , Brings manifold ill In ita waka And yet 1 am filled with rawlnlng When I think about, onions and gtoak! rm ur that my days will b lengthened To mora than th avrg har. And my earning capacity atrngthn4 By living on plain. 'Impld far. , No mora 1 ara peevish and frtful, ' v No longer of dragon 1 dream - And yet I am aad and regretful . . Whan I think, about peaofa aad raml No headache at- bedtime gives warning. With a twinge that f well underatand. That I'm going to be III la tbe morning . When I've something Important on hand. 1 know I'll be wall on th morrow , Sine 1 v atrtcken rich food oft my llate And yet rm af fUctd with Borrow . When I think what a lot I hav Inlawed. UNDIftESTIMATI ' ; It I predicted tht New Tork will soon hav a population of 40.00u.000. Out-of-town visitors d-. curs they hav seen that majiy peopl n a alngl subway trala. A SENIFACTOR -Non of th twlv-hour--day employe et th teei corporatloa hav to write to newspapers to aak what to do with thalr spar tlme.y UNDESERVED Drowning Is said to be an eaay death. Tha man wh rocks ths boat geta off light. THE WAV 0 PROGRESS " If that Dempaey-Flrpo fight I staged la th Argentina we ll soon hav adaquat steamship Bar-vie Bar-vie down that way. THEY NEVER OVERWRITE -If brevity la the oul of wit, thoss ky wrltr ar very amusing fellowa. NOT 80 EASY Tha axe limit ran make General Perehing rtlra. Th Germane coull never do It. ttupyris-ht, ls.e, by lh Deli BynJlcst, Inc )