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Show Unprecedented ' J - By BERTON BRALEY 1 Whatever fha apot yoa may visit, A mountain ar aeaalde resort. If yoa ahould remark, "Oh. why la It ' ' That rain Interf area with aar sport T" ' Tho natlvea will glv you thla reason. Aa though they wara ehantlng together, "It s normally dry aa thia season. But thla la unusual weather!" ' And whan from th cjty you're flying To aoma "braeay country retreat," And find every body la frying In almoat unbearable heat. When all of tha eountryelde blaaea With flrea of a world that la nether. Ton head thla moat frequent of phraaaa "lt'a really anueuai weather:" -"ft never waa thia way before." They aay of tha heat or tho wot, ' " "We've lived here a lifetime or mora.-. And thla la tae worst we've had yet." -The booeiera aro alwaye Inclined Tha aama sort of bull to untathar, -, Wherever oo go yoa will find It a elm a a unusual weather." LATE . Tha last war tn Bulgaria started at o'clock la the morning. They veually atart thera the day before. POOR OBSERVERS Everybody aaema to know that wheat haa dropped below a dollar a ftushsl except tha bakera A MATTER OF OPINION Tba autement that Mr. Bryan Isn't an editor any mora la aomewhat complicated by tha aaaarUoa that ba cater waa. (Copyright, ItJV. 2VEA. Sarvioa. IiuO |