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Show PUP PLAYS PEPYS FOirOLDBALDPATE By LOUS 8UBOL Diary of a Colyumist's Pup THURSDAY: Brain-Leak is brooding over his coffee and squawking to the ceilings because something went wrong with the column's makeup. "Heavens." says the Queen, "what s the differ- feeling. 1 heard her say to him "I think it's silly the way you take a drink every time snmrone asks! you. Il's not becoming " and he says. "Honey, let's go to a little farm in Connect lent away from it alien) ali-en) raise chickens who would lay a lot of cegs and we could --" "My pet," she gurgles, "reading your columns lately I don't think we need the chickens" MONDAY: They got in late again On the sireet they ran into Hid Mil-vers Mil-vers and the Queen remembers how blue he was a few years ago because be-cause he wasn't getting the breaks and then they went over to the Hollywood. Ahere a new show was on. and there they had a long t.ilk with Mack Oordnn and Harry Kevel. and she kids Droop-Chin because years back when the hoys were begging beg-ging for a break in the column he used to be stingy with his lines and now they're a big success with their songs nn the Coast. "I don't blame Mack Gordon for hl-hattlng you." she says, and he ssys; "I didn't notice -did he hl-hat me?" and she says: "Well, he cer-l tainly didn't f nil on your neck and kiss you ." TI'K.NDAY: He Is running over his notes and he tells her he hears Gloria Vandrrhilt is seeing a great deal of a handsome Cuban attache In Washington and that Roosevelt would not accept a third term, but would come out Indorsing the candidacy can-didacy of Alhen W. Berkley. "II la simply wonderful being married mar-ried to a man like you who are In the Inside of everything," purrs the Queen. WEDNESDAY: Very peaceful today. to-day. He's at the office and she's out shopping. Haven't seen Con-etantlnople Con-etantlnople for days. Pear Diary, I must be a fool but I Jova her. Why wasn't I born a bull terrier? ence as long ss the words ars all - - there?" and he yells: "If your dress-j maker makes you an evening gown and you wear it backwards, what's' the difference as long as the dress Is all there?" and the Queen says. "Sugar, I think you're wonderful the way your mind works so quick." FRIDAY: .'he Queen Is br-r-rplng to Gouldie the Canary and giggling every time he sings bark to her when Baldpate storms into the living liv-ing room and shrieks: "What's become be-come of my camel's hair topcoat ' why ain't my things where 1 ran get at them?" and she says: "Why. lover. I cut It up and made e Jacket I for 'Whiskey.' I didn't think you'd wear it any more." "You what?" he chokes end fori a second or two It looks like there will be a murder In the house. I ran : out to the terrace because it's no place for me being near him when' be throws bis fits. j 1 I wonder. Dear Diary. If I was toi marry Constantinople, who Is very! 1 aweet Ilka the Queen, would I turnj out to be like him. If it wasn't for '! the Queen, I'd leave this house today. to-day. SATIRDAY: He has Just hung up the telephone and it seems he has been talking to the Coast eo the Lady who would rather hear gossip than buy a new drese smiles sweetly t him and aays: "Anything new. I aweet?" and Pfoodle-Bean aays: I "Nothing much, only It seems some of the companiee are planning to I get together in a sort of an understanding under-standing not to pay those big prices for plays. It seems they're beginning begin-ning to think It's nutly to pay 100 grand and 900 grand for a play and they want to come to some arrangement arrange-ment not to outbid each other." "How silly," says ths Queen, j "Why, no one will want to write a i Successful play In that case." . I think, Dear Diary. I will have no more to do with the other sex. ( Conetantinople la Just Ilka Martini, Bibele and Beetles. Today In the I park I caught bar flirting with that ; lowbrow bull terrier. I would like to be a hermit SUNDAY: Quiet today. They j stayed out late tonight and he woke 1 me up when he came banging In. singing something about an old |