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Show Scribe Scampers to Deadline With Quota of Jibes, Jests By WALTtE WTNCHEIX I ketch af Mm Prlghtawed by a Deadllaa To dUlart of lht Commentt"T writ an opan letter to Marlene Dietrich, rebuking, her for bar pig hendedneaa, and1 aayrabout nar (utm: "Wi'w tweet enough of them, and no matter how ttudknialy wt look, thy remain Jurt. Ufa." . . . Il l oka? for th Commentator to Bay thai, tinea it print no picture, but whan H aevi Diatrkh'f art ")uat lag. it doaan't undaratand tha meaning of "lust" or "lege" front new (alt right maha it tan) bell think wa'a a tribe, aat )aot eaa taapayer. Othere have laid aa their binge art aD Jomklad wp, tea, aa haw ara yea fmiM behove tha aalaa af tha real biggie they wed U faad aa la acheoir Ona af tha aoieleet and MM cejltagaet flghte we ever eav dropped tank place In a drag etar at 42nd at and Venderwllt It wa brought an by a wtf' apendlng a buck for Woollcotri -While Kama Burn. the haaeaad claiming that a dame whe'd km a dollar kka that waaa't worthy af him. atthar. omebodya miaeua. according ta the gaiettee, etnrmed Inta one af lha mora valour N. T. tared tht other eandowa and raramail her mat with a dog laaeh. allegedly far being face to gaca with a blond , . . It a tha flrat night club novelty ditcn the Oulnaa anew. That' a good rule making redla anaouncora hat eeng number three at time . . . ItH ae away with thnee bttla playleta In which lha epleier punned the title ta tha warbler and which had lha aame grating affect en year ear aa eta lie. Ivaa Labedeff, wha waa clapped dowa by -Prince" Mike Romanoff with a nolo poke la a Brown Derby fletle autckle. le ear Mlka tried la "bite" bint. Ha ahoaldn't have raaanted that aa putting the bite aa people hae long been Mike' mean af Uvellheod. It 'a a good rule la keep both feet aa lha ground anleee yoa'r Prod Aeteira. wha made a fortune keep tag both feet aff It . An mianlaatlan af piafeaalennl modcle hava e leaned the charge an nuda peeing, aad now lha gala get the earn a fee with ar without clot hae en . . .It eeema tha anly way af gelling eome af them dreeeed. Oliver Hardy aued hi wife for divorce lha other day and charged mental cruelty. That gulte un-aeual, un-aeual, for all picture eouplee, when they unahackle. aiwaya In-alat In-alat they adore each other. Hardy I regarded aa ercaalrta by admitting ad-mitting ha doeen't care far lha lady ha'c ahhnng. It' Impoeeible ta win aa argument on whether ar not eomebody baa a aenae of humor. Everybody aaya. yea. I got It aad la liable to hit you a clip If you aay a a. A guy wha will alug anybody for paying ha haa no aenaayuma haan't got It and w bed-da bed-da jr a want ta make of tt? We're not a htatortcal figure, far from It but wa ve been profiled In a number af periodica la at ao many different time that If any body read them h hundred yeare |