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Show I SPORT' SALAD j THIS WAY OUT. Oh, you thought that you war slick. Kaiser Bill; And you tried to turn a trick. Kaiser Btll. But to save the fatherland All your armiea mflwt disband And the royalty be ranned. Kaiaer BlU. You ars up against It strong. Kaiser Bill-And Bill-And you won t be with us long. Kaiser Bill. 1 For your end Te drawing near And the world will give a rheer , When they lay you In your bler, j Kaleer Bill. Yea, Indeed, the outlook's Weak, i Kaiser Bill; And you've had a narrow squeak. Kaiser BUL But for you there's no scrape. And ye must eulwait your etiap i To the undertaker s tape, I Kaiaar BlU. I j You have wared a ruthlees war, Kaiser Bill; And your haiula are red with gore, i Kalaer Bill. But you waered a losing fight ! When o said that mtnt w right. I And your iiniah la In sight. Wat ear Bill. BOND. FIRST. If yu have any meosy left after buying your Liberty bwnds, O your Chrletmae snooping osrty. Santa Claus Is all drest d p, but owing to transportation conditions he Is not going anywhsre. AU aaail rre. bow-eve bow-eve r, will be take ay f up to a wk before Christmas. It Is reported that Santa Claus. whoa business originated In Germany, will move his main plant to America after tha war. lis doaen't approva f th kaiser s way of treating children, who wslfar he (Hani) baa alwaye asaa U hia peculiar duty to look after. A WIS! HEAD, eeidee. Santa Claus figures thst goeos made In Germany will Se mr er leee of o drug on the snarttst for asms time after tho war. Kaleer BlU aays King Ferdinand Is th guy who put ths 'bsik" 1 iaasaxn. Tho anise bsv taken Menln. Must nave boeord It wtta taieuaa pew. Ser. , -a - . . . The kalr will hav a ale lot of stuff to tell his denttat the nest lira b goes t haw kuo teetb took ad aftr. |