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Show . 1, n I-, i. - -L i-i-.---i.rir n rn-nnrrri " - - --mm-mmg-li-rwTlAjjtm . JUST A STRIP OF JOKES TO MAKE YOUR DAY MERRIER. f - O'HooIihan that do be f blame fer Its , beln' In tneurnin. Pat Pfwat wu tV th rouble? Mike Sure an' be gimme th' lickln Oi wus got a' f give him. Xtf OLD KENTUCKY. Chicago Newa CoL Swiggs That whisky, sab,; Is so good that it's perfectly horrible, sah. MaJ. Mljcem What do you mean, sah? How can It be both good and horrible, eah? CoL Swiggs WeU, sah. It actually makes my mouth watah. sad. - . ' j THE TEST OF ATTECTIOir. ; . 1 Ttt-Bitfc T often wonder Just what she thinks cf me," said the young married man. , " "It Is easy to find out," said the elderly married man. "Just sit down on her hat and she will tell you what she thinks of 1 you In less than a minute." j HIS FOZ2C3. Boston Transcript. '..-She '..-She Harry, they are saying ' awful things of you. They say you are a poet. He But people who have read my verses say I am not. She Oh. Harry, I'm so glad! I didn't half believe It, don't you know I SAD TASTE. , Mrs. Gram Really, WWlam,' don't you consider it bad taste to become Intoxicated at my dinner party T Mr. Q rum Tea, my dear, but somehow Z never taste it until the morning after. TOO EAULY rpB TTTT.T. . ! Chicago News. The conditions seem to be unfavorable." unfavor-able." admitted the traroe medium. "I am unable to get any communication from j our late husband. 1 TVell, I'm not at an surprised," re-r"M re-r"M the widow. "It's only t o'clock now, t i l John never did show up till about t - ia." I - ' - I - DETESTSE.' I ' Mrs.-Yourtrley When we were first mar-ried mar-ried you told me everything I said wa right Now you laugh at me whenever I try to advise you. ' - Mr. Toungley WelL In thoee day; dear, everything I said wa wrong. ' ' ' ' .. ' mSCAICUIATI02T. - i Chicago Newa Pat Pfwars th" matter wld yer eyT htJce Faith, an' it's th' coutrarlnls as |