OCR Text |
Show BARBS . . . by Baukhage An Alaskan amphibian wouldn't recognize a Hudson seal if he met him on the Palisades. A survey of 3,000 G.I.s" heads reveals re-veals that they come in five sizes, according to the Army Times. That doesn't account for the oversize specimens possessed by some second sec-ond lieutenants I have known. The disease schistosomiasis is spread by snails and it has taken science only three thousand years to catch up with them. a Congress' unwillingness to spend money to prepare for war is rivalled only by the country's unwillingness to spend money to prepare a generation gen-eration smart enough to prevent it. |