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Show you, so so after It. Is there anything like it. And yet some people are not satisfied. We've known fellows to ask the question in all seriousness: "Is this life worth- living?" To such we would say: "Friends, . you are ill you are seriously se-riously ill. Tour minds are affected, your souls are diseased. But you can be cured. Watermelon is the remedy. After you have loaded yourselves to the guards with the meat of this pulpy fruit, it you can't explain the wherefore of the whtqhnets. you'd, better go to Evans-ton Evans-ton and ask them to lock you up.-t-Qlen-rock (Wyo.) Gasette. ' WYOMING WATERMELON. Watermelon. law sakss alive! Is there anything on the top side of this old earth that can- be compared for one single moment mo-ment with the juicy juiciness, the oosy oosiness and tha sloosy sloozlness of this precious fruit. How we love to open up a nice red watermelon with a heart as big as a Kentucky pumpkin and as full of sweet sap as tha Platte river is full of water. Nevar mind the seeds, never mind anything. Just go ahead and be happy. -v You- can't eat watermelon and enjoy it without soiling your shirt front. Never mind your handkerchief. Let the juice fall In large copious drops from your chin and elbows. Why should you Interfere with the law of gravity? Keep aa eating and when you have finished eat some more. Tou love it. It can't hurt |