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Show A JACK OP ALL TRACES. The thriftiest man In the Vnited States lives in Louisville. He has trades that fit the climate, season or time of the day. As an example of his wonderful versatility, a friend tells the following story of an average day In the life of this strenuous "one morning last week he started out with a rug to aell on commission for an installment in-stallment house. He sold the rug and then came back and took out a clock, which he nlso disposed of. About noon he was called by an undertaker to embalm a body, which lie did. Another undertaker sent for him to drive a hearse to the cemetery, and alter he had disposed of this errand satisfactorily sat-isfactorily he preached a short sermon at the grave. .... He drove the hearse back to town and tiled in the afternoon for a candy-maker m ho was taken suddenly ill. In the evening he worked from till 8 o'clock in a barber shop, and from that hour until midnight he set type on a dally newspaper. Louisville Post. |