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Show ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZI If there aro any doubts remaining in heart of man that he is collaterally related rwiL. to every species of animal that inhabits tho globe, Professor Jlahy, n Flemish scientist iLllilTlOl 's Komn 1 ( ,nviiy w't" thorn. Not only . is he collaterally related to them all, ac- 1H cording to our professor's findings, but each f 1FI """l '"" womim shows in tho facial ex pression just exactly what animal he or sho ' may be dominated by in tho matter of in- ,.- ,. trinaicol make-up. Such n theory, apart from ltrt physiological interest and its eth-ZZZZZZZZZZ!SZZZZ!!3 eth-ZZZZZZZZZZ!SZZZZ!!3 uim value, could not fail to produce moro than a working hypothesis for many psychic phenomena which at present puzzle us. If you look very closely nt a score of portraits of your friends nnd analyze their different attributes, you may, if yon aro diligent enough, ilnd that they possess certain trnjta which aro common to even domestic animals. Should you succeed in identifying theso characteristics, study thc fact rloi-cly with, if possible, n portrait of the animal you think your subject resembles, and you will eventually discern n facial likeness. Wo all know the man with tho euglo faco like N'apolcon; or tho man with tho ion's face, like (ihulstono; or tho man with tho bulldog face, like Admiral Bob" Kvans; or tho man with the panther's face, liko tho Into .Mr. C. T. Verkcs; or the man with the fox's mask, liko tho lato Jay Gould, of icventy-tive-million-dollar memory. All these men were masters in courage, cour-age, tenacity craft of acquisitiveness, nnd possessed salicntly the trails of tho animals they were said to resemble. Attenuate the measure nnd apply it to your personal acquaintances, and you will find that, on the whole, you get the index of tho animal-spirit that dominates them. How tho professor would apply this facial theory to womankind wo are lef to surmise. Probably ho agrees that woman is in all essentials "a bird." So say we all, and that is evidently why it is so hard to get the index of her dominant spirit from her face. But, fatuous man, have you never seen the gaelle-eyed angel (of course!) with tho limpid smile that once sent your throbbing heart down for tho count have vou ever watched her in her quarter-hour of "soul?" Nono of your theutrieal emotions, if you please, that invarinbly end up with tho usual flinging-out of tho room after the traditional manner of tin-pot tragedy queens only very silly women, by the way, without a right senso of humor "lliug out" of a room but a right-down regular bit of Mother Kvo emotion. Jealousy, for example, ex-ample, or halo? flur-rl Just watch tho ilrc-opal of her erstwhile ga-cllc-oyes when sho sits down calmly nnd with method, crochot work in hand, to TTATK with nil the burning frenzy of her soul, nnd think upon the tigress in the jungle robbed of her unweaned young. Is the tigress, then, tho dominant animal in woman? Certainly not, young fellow; guess again. Thu cat? No, sir I Here goos then : Woman's predominant animal ani-mal spirit, according to thc theory of M. Mnhy, is is Please, ma'am, in tho name of tho long-suffering game of diabolo, will you kindly indicate to us what nnimnl really dominates you? We aro somewluit in u fix, and wish to learn. Besides, you have kept us guesaing for ut leust 100,000 years, and it's about time, you know. |
