Show G 0 FEBRUARY 20 1922 p lc MAGNETIC Twinkle twinkle little Ittle sock With your perforated clock There below the skirt so high Youre You're a magnet for tor the eye The The White Wino Wing REFERRED TO DAD Girlie I would die for you See pa Eh He He sells life Ufe insurance Louisville Courier SPEEDY BOY Lady Lady Tobe Tobe Im I'm sorry to hear you your wife wite got a divorce Tobe Tobe she done gone bac to Alabama bai Lady Lad WhO Lady y Vh Who 0 will do my roy wash washing ng n now Tobe Tob Well Tobe-Well Well mum Ise Iso coUn cotin again agai and I cots rapid Louisville Courier Journal ONE OF LOVES LOVE'S PROBLEMS I thank you OU for the flowers I sh she sal said And then phe Fhe he smiled and dropped he her head Wj Im sorry for the words I spoke poke last night night- Wl Your Tour sending flowers proved iu that A ym yo o were right Forgive me me lie He forgave ogave And they walked and talked beneat the bowers He wondered had sent those thos flowers Judge COOPERATION Mrs Worth had Just learned tha that that- Aunt D Dinah workwoman her Ier er neg had at the age of 70 married for th fourth time SW Why Aunt Dinah she you jou OU surely haven't married again W honey Y I has was Aunt Aunt Dinahs Dinah's smiling reply Jes as of n nas n nas as de do takes em so will I. I I.- I. 3 Argonaut MIGHT MISPLACE EYEBROW It takes a man of ot courage to fact tac the accusing eyes of his wife wite without flinching m why I usually pick a quarrel rel reI with Mrs when she's p put putting t said Mr Gad ting on her makeup spur Eh 7 At a time like that a woman Is isa f going to run the risk of taking Ii hei e eyes off her mirror Birmingha Age A CHEAP TIP I Why dM you ou tip your hat to th tha waiter It costs too much to tip Up him with anything else Houston Houston Post TIME OLD CHIVALRY Indignant Lady Lady Sir Sir when I wa waT your jour our age a young man would not lej leja 1 Ie Iea I a woman stand up in the subway jr Young Youns Man When Man When you were were- my ag age madam people still went about fit stage Le Le Journal Amusa Paris THE UNEMPLOYED He sat beside me at the writing d e des s Within t the e modest hotels hotel's room JM Unmindful of the guests who came a an a left JL His Ills face tace would beam and then oe oer o'er cast in gloom f fHe I He seemed to me an honest earnes His ch cheeks ek were tan his hands rough from toll toil He may have hae been I judged a ski I mechanic i flU flUOr Or possibly a tiller of the soil I glanced up from the paper I wat wac reading He paused in writing brushed aY awa awaa a a. tear ij Nor did he know I saw that little letter let ter I With heading My Dear Dad written clear P Lea Leader Leader- PLAYING SAFE J Why are you lugging home tha expensive box of ot candy w Just to play safe The wife kisse kissed f me this morning before I left soil imagine J it t must be either her birth birthday day or our wedding O Judge MEAN INSINUATION I 1 always s feel sorry for tor the parents of an infant prodigy remarked Mr Why Yh so Unkind neighbors Jump at the OPportunity opportunity op- op to wonder vonder where he got pIs brains Birmingham Birmingham ham Age Herald NO CAUSE FOR JEALOUSY Mrs Newlywed Newlywed John John I dont don't lIke your stenographer Mr N Newlywed Now Newlywed Now dear you hay no cause for tor Jealousy whatever i that girl refuted refused me four times before I ever eyer met you Exchange Exchange Mr DOMESTIC STRATEGY Georgette StIll Ge Still angry with your husband J Audrey Audrey Yes Yes But why make such a terrific ro ro O I t over such a small matter Well Yell after atter the quarrel started thought I as well get a s sli 1 dress out of ot it as a box of ot chocolates I Houston Post WHEN THE DEVIL WAS SICK l Two old gobs had been at odds odes e every 1 since the day Y of ot their enlistment Th Thy They were due for discharge within a iW days das when ore oe of them was tal taken en se ill ill and the doctors broke the tha news to him that he had small chan chanc chanced c l to live He summoned his tim old sr h enemy to his bedside aHn J Mac ilac he staid said plaintively they tell me meI Im I'm m S going goInE InRi to kick over T I do dp i will ye nil all our fights tights and andl sort of ot let bygones be bygones bygones' r a aright said aid I Mac In great embarrassment And Mac here Mac here the old b bog bogs bog's gs g's 1 voice i grew stronger stronger if if I ever g go well e l and ye e remind me I ever said th that t. t I Ill 11 knock that fat tat wooden block U f yer er shoulders American Legion Weekly I China might as aswell well keep the doorK open as the second story workers worker would get in their work if it closed Columbia S. S C C. Record If With America dry and with twenty three million surplus women in Europ the thirsty the thirsty bachelor doesn't know which way to turn turn Hartford Hartford Times Keynote inquiry of the conference How are you Keep em em down on the farm when everybody's down on the farmer farmer- Richmond Times Dispatch |