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Show Matured Justice A very old judge, known for the speed with which he disposed of cases, was asked by a friend to explain. "I always listen to plaintiff, and then I make my decision." "You never listen to the defendant?" de-fendant?" "Well, I did at first, but I found out it confused me." That's What Jones met the family doctor on the itreet. "I hear your wife has tone to Florida for her health." said the doctor. "What did she have?" "A thousand dollars her father gave her," answered the hushund. Pain in the Neck Betty Why do they call Archie "Tonsillitis"? Joan Didn't you ever have tonsillitis? ton-sillitis? Next to bow legs, a girl's worst handicap is a sense of responsibility. |