Show RE REAL L JOY PRODUCER Hail to the thic winter underwear most blessed of lifo's life's real pleasures plea and most I satisfying of lifes life's real necessities The rhe hi high h standing of this humble bumble existence is not hilly fully fun realized until this time of year rolls roUs around and then there are arc none so skeptical 31 who will refuse to r a ay due homage boma You wake wako up Bomo somo morning mornin after mouths mouth of balmy lay days and gauze a covering your our shapely shapel limba with ith teeth chattering and aud shanks hanks blue blo with ith cold col because of the tho frosty north wind pouring pouring pour pour- ing ins in in D your window out of which you YOI have hung your I perspiring head hrad during durin we weeks ks of steaming nights and it is 18 then that your VOUT thoo thoughts turn to this thi jewel of the tho dressing room this endl endless ss delight ot of icicle times and ani pUi peace O and antI content give he warmth to your our anxious soul There are arc arc of course some vexatious moments before your our blissful feelings come conic and anil some somo domestic asperities arc to echo through ho no household atmosphere for shelves and drawers anti and old mothball mothball moth moth- ball scented trunks s be overhauled your thin blooded frame can cun be safely aCely housed ed within tho the protecting recesses re re- re- re ceases of this winter friend frien But after tho the haste ha tc of your agonizing a night gown search through h the frosty air air and your thin blood be begins ins to bask in the genial warmth of this thi modest retiring garment then the world takes on a rosy hue hut and jo joy supreme fills tho the universe uni for you Hail to winter underwear un man mans man's s el closest unit antl dearest friend 1 Kan Ican nn Tribune |