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I f 10 C t. t I 1 r 7 yr 1 W t it I Ir jm li tf 4 Y H T t. t f f i j j l k f. f L i J t. t 4 CONSUL JH YE EATING DINNER A distinguished guest at nt tho the Bungalow Bunga a alow low hotel today loday Olin and anil for the thc remainder of ot the week cek is il Consul ennuI Jr rt the time most niost man like chimpanzee the has over o known lb Ho no ha hart bait been heen assigned room mom No 10 1 1 on an th the the- first and anti it was nas there that he consented con toan to to an interview in in- with a representative c of THE TELEGRAM this morning Now Consul Jr lr r. r doesn't nt talk but I Ih h he if docs unc understand nd what you pay nay to him him lim and aid ho replies by In gestures so ex ex- c that you jou know kno what he tn means ns all aU right so that thai by hy using the ordinary ordinary nary question n and answer method aCin of aC in ng 3 and nd t then hon as is the tho custom of or all reporters putting tho the of af the answers jn in the form farm of a con con- talk i it is is possible to get et a T real al o interview from tins tillS clover cIcer ch chimpanzee Consul Jr Tr was wan seated catel in a rocking recIting chair smoking a L t cigar ciar when th 5 newspaper news news- I paper man entered his apartments Good lood morning Mr 11 Consul said the he reporter The chimpanzee looked up shook his hip heal bead directed tho the caller to a chair with rith hi hitt manlike haul hand anti and to lo m make ke the j visitor more astonished l iii a 1 cigar cirar Hands Him Something The visitor Hot time the smoke as If best bent he ht could The rime host bast t then hen came over or to o where time tho caller hail had seated himself him self elf If and poked rl the representative a of the press a t hot hilT biff ou on the no no- noo no i o as 18 if to toay say ay U Pooh pooh for your ron thanks you are arc more than welcome to 10 thin the cigar I yourself yourself m my manager ht has lots Job more ot of them And AmI conic come to find out the big bic monk mank had rifled Imi his hia managers manager's ci cigar cicar ar case ease just to utah make his guest t feel at home H Well YlI ehl continued I the hp reporter pretty near time timo to to togo go lo to pi press pres ess so 80 I will trill get ct busy I want 1111 to get crt your opinion opinion ion of the Darwinian theory Do you vou thin thing thine that t man moan and monkey descended from the same Mr Ml tr Consul looked wi wise e for a minute Then he ho started on a series of linns and aul this is what hat he clearly intended in in- tended to lo say av av You have asked d me inc a deep q Je question tion m my young Yonn friend but huitt T I will answer Inor it to I the fie best st of mv ability I have havo studied into it ii much Before 1 f left tho the jungles 1 I was 1 r recognized co as ns an m authority on lh the subject do rio not think 1 I am writing writ writ- ins ing in this to In boost m my own game because that th would I be entirely wrong I am telling you jou of this so PO FoO that that von vou will iII see see- cc that mv InV ideas s on the thic subject have havo some fomo prest prestige i ge e. e Three Classes of Monkey I J I I do ulo not think that man came from monkey Pardon mo me for fa fan saying n s so o kind sir ir hut but the closest resemblance to tho the monkey front from fron which wo we all 1 came is found n in in the Ilic newspaper man telo telegraph operator arid and hack driver r. T r ha have havo studied stul- stul stud ie lcd th the these r three thre m monkey branches a great groat n at deal dral since n o my arrival urh al in America Asido ido front from the tho three e species of tho the monkey monk or h baboon hool lust just mentioned it itis itis itis is hard to di distinguish h any real rc Jc em- em blanco blanc to In our first parents 1 I see a man who looks look for all al the world like one of our great l ut L a rc real 1 close clone ob observance fn of him often brin brings bring to light the HIP fact that ho he consumes large ar e amounts of that stuff you YOI call booze A genuine monkey monk ne never r uses that Nothing cheaper than titan wine for him One near species of the or original baboon is the tho rah rh rah hey boy at t tho the uni mini Cr i He Te huts bas h everything c that a good monk monkey should have bal except brains brins and leally i we e must have hac them in order to get ct along in this thiH world word I J have seen scon a a. great t man many female species that should rightly be hn classed ed with wih the three varieties first mentioned but ut they wi will ha have havo to be talked about bout some other otier time Consul Jr Tr finished his bis expressive fi ro- ro marks TIme The reporter left Jef tho the room without with with- out so much mich as 35 even en thanking the chimpanzee chim panzee lOT his hiR There arc times when lieu even a newspaper newspaper news news- paper man has bus to sneak down lown the flue back lack al alley crawl awl under tho the ash barrel and h yell yel Help HUep help holp lp |