Show I Happenings I Of One Day I By United Press SAN FRANCISCO Dec 24 A A Swedish Swe- Swe I dish Ish mine layer laer five members of the crew rew of which were found to be bo in inGerman inGerman inGerman German pay was captured a few weeks age ago off the south African coast by the Ue British naval authorities and the five pro-Germans pro executed according to toV I W. W Airey of Capetown a mining milling man who arrived today Tho The mine layer Airey reported had made navigation hazardous along much of ot the south African coast i iBy By United Press I BERKELEY Ca Cal Dec 24 Com Commander Commander Com Com- mander Elward Oliver of the Mexican naY navy gave a stray dog a drink of water lie Ho drank all o of at two gallons and then licked all the tho shine shine- off my boots so please feed him Oliver told I the police By United Press OAKLAND Cal Dec 24 Mrs Irs Valerie Valerie Va Va- lerie Higgins Viennese milliner who once startled society by her claims of being the fourth daughter of the tile late Emperor Franz Josef of Austria and who alleged Archduke Francis Salvatoro Salvatoro Salva- Salva toro tore was her husband is under arrest here charged with seditious conduct President Wilson is an uneducated upstart and the United States is fightIng fight fight- ing log for fOI tho tile money there is in it she sho is alleged to have told neighbors By United Press SAN FRANCISCO Dec 24 Al AI Al though Its It's Christmas Tom and Jerry Jerr was as scarce as the Great Auk in San Francisco toda today The Tho war the sugar shortage and the II Il C. C L. L get the blame I By United Press I NEW NEW YORK Dec 24 John John Markel Markel Mar Mar- I kel lel was noticed to have ha a peculiar stride when ho he was leaving Work He Ho was stopped and pay envelopes for eight of his fellow workers were found in one shoo shoe and seven in the other London Dec 24 girls who work with the poisonous explosive ex ex- plosive TNT have haye had to stop powdering pow pow- dering their noses They varnish them instead also their faces and hands to the tho prevent poison penetrating penetrating pene pene- the pores Cleveland Ohio Dec Do 4 Do your buying here now The Tho first of the undertakers boost year prices 40 per per- cent ent Cleveland Dec 24 Banks Banks and factories factories fac- fac tories are urged to hire their own O police to prevent holdups We Yo cant can't stoy them acting Police Chief F. F W. W Smith told business men Cleveland Clevelan d. d Dec 24 BegInning Beginning Wednesday the tIle local street railway rail ral way will keep keel the tile penny usually rebated re rebated re- re bat bated d on transfers They'll save a year on It 1 Chicago Dec 24 Hear flear Hear ye Hear hoar ye The old town crier 1716 model fared forth on 01 01 his rounds last night crying cring the tho hour and announcing all alls all's a well It was just a lightness night precaution on In the time loop district Chicago Chicag Dec 24 24 Why should Chicago Chicago Chi Chi- cago eago worry about the shortage of coal o l A A. warning has he been en issued bythe by bythe the health l' l bureau bureau that there is too S I i I I much pneumonia and to sleep in the tho cold old Tex 24 Cashier Cashier J. J V V. V LIpscomb saved his life UCe by running running run run- ning fling into the tho when a big water storage ago tank gave way and tons of water came caine hurling down on on tho the Fentress State Bank building demolIshing demolishing demol demol- demolIshing I it Chicago Dec 24 Chicago's Chicago's lisle I I thread bank robber went too far He HeI I stole a fair air ones one's silk underwear aswelt as aswell welt well as the tile contents of her bank and I was caught with tho the goods on him By United Press LOS A ANGELES GELES Dec 24 The The Tho University University University Uni Uni- of Southern California today has a student on its roster who boasts of 65 years She is Mrs Amy WInship Winship Win Win- ship who has enrolled for a c course urse In criminology u. u S. S C. C claims the oldest oldest old est co ed in America as the tho result By United Press LOS A ANGELES GELES Doc Dec 24 Because I he ho could not reenter tho tile army anny from which he had an honorable discharge Edward Hall halt shot hims himself lf here hero early today He died at the receiving ing hns' hns hos 1105 pital His This former residence is thought to have haE been Milwaukee |