Show I i iNot White bite Christmas Not Sa Salt I t Lake aleJ Were We're Conserving It YOUVE YOU'VE heard of those persons persons per per- sons with an Impediment Impediment impediment ment in speech Well you know old John R R. R Winter the king of the Icy clime J. J Cecil Alter the weather weather wea wea- ther man says John has got not an Impediment in his walk Whatever that means And so for that reason and for possibly a few others John wont won't be bo able to get down here tomorrow to pass Christmas As a matter of fact said Mr Alter today John has hobbled over to the Eastern states and will probably pass Utah up for several days to come It will be a neutral Christmas Christ Christ- mas that mac that Is taking it from the standpoint of color Mr Alter has adopted a new weather in line with the governments government's program program pro pro- gram and has ordered John to conserve the snow Being a gray Christmas to tomorrow tomorrow tomorrow to- to morrow Utah will be breaking r climatological record The last snowless Christmas was recorded in 1907 the one before that in 1900 and the on one ons before that In 1896 A new fad has developed of the weather It Is reported In Instead Instead In In- stead of writing Christmas greetings to go with their presents presents presents pres pres- persons of Salt Lake are adorning their greeting cards cads with spring poems J |