Show v vr r AMATEUR R RT T T I A A L I K Pt V BY Bc 1 ALBERT ALBERTI WARDEN F. F N selecting the all alt American grid end T team for tor 1917 Paul Purman well I I known sports writer selected a a. fruit for one of the backfield positions Yen Yep Berry Bury is his name and down at Pennsy Penny they call can him him a peach a The West High school gridiron warriors will receive their reward for their past seasons season's work next Thursday when the tris i-tris of the domestic science department annual win wID hold their annual football banquet In honor of the stars Speakers will be on the program and dancing win will also alJO rule is heading the work Miss Vera Vela of the girls irIs and expects the banquet of this year to far outclass those of past last seasons Coach roach Henry Richardson says that his warriors played a better article of ball ballat ballat at Boise than at any other time during the present se season n Fight was their middle name and the line work of the team as well as the work of ot the men Inthe in inthe inthe the backfield was of ot the highest standard standard stand stand- ard and at all aU times THE BEAR STORY Were gonna have it awful tough The football coach opined The fullbacks fullback's got a broken knee The quarters quarter's lost his mind Bill Hall tho the bi big left end is sick The center cracked his arm ann arm The only guys that aint in in bed Ought to be on a farm The fullback played a corking game The rhe quarter used his bean Hall Ball and the center both were were inTo in inTo To ro strafe the rival team It II was Just the old bear story snory tory We Ve get it every year The grid coach murders all his stars Without a a. sigh steh or tear An exchange from New York says wrestling wrestling- will succeed boxing in that state And they have hae also cut out of free lunches In Nue Nuo S S i Two amateur chess players who re recently recently recently re- re took part In a tourney at Provo or somewhere In the southern part of Utah were surprised when they heard that the tho United States was at war with Germany They stated however that the kaiser was to be hung hung- very soon and that they were willing tiling to do whatever possible to accomplish that end f Coach I Tommy Fitzpatrick and his gridiron warriors were late getting homo from flom their thell battle at Walla WaUa Walla Valla but It ItIs ItIs itis Is expected that they will be home homo sometime sometime some tome time today The team played an uphill game and the boys deserve considerable praise for fol their showing Whoops my dear Yep Tep the old hoop game is again on the mantle of discussion discussion discus discus- sion slon and basketball will be the center of attraction throughout the tho country during the tho coming three months SOME BIRD I saw him working in a gym He was a bird you bet Ills His chest bulged out in front of him 1 can see his muscles yet jet etHe He weighed two hundred forty eight Without an ounce of fat He hoisted up three hundredweight So 10 easy easy just just like that He pulled all kinds of stunts before belore lie practiced on the tho mat I And then I learned with strength galore He wore a R. size five hat |