Show r rI I Reflections of ofa I a Bachelor Girl By HELEN ROWLAND When it comes to choosing a a. wife every m man n feels like a small boy In a I lollypop shop with on only y one penny to spend The end of ot the honeymoon is Is' the point at which the average man ceases to be an ideal ideal and and begins to be an ordeal A mant first flame is like an altar fire his second is a bonfire his last i IS a nice quiet domestic little hearth fu fire t There are thirty four ways of making milkIng making milk mak ing a husband happy the first conSists consists consists con con- in knowing when to coddle him him him- the other three thirty-three in knowing when I to let him al alone ne The quickest est and surest way to awaken a mans man's interest in anything from a new principle to a woman Is Isto Isto isto to begin by abusing it A black lie always shows up against the dazzling background of truth its it's all the little white ones a man keeps telling you that cant can't be spotted or distinguished from the rest of his conversation con con- I At 30 a man should have arrived at atthe atthe atthe the age o of discretion But alas most of them seem to have hae been sadly de delayed delayed delayed de- de I on the w way y When a man becomes engaged somehow somehow somehow some some- how he always feels as though he ought to go around and apologize to all the girls from whom h he has escaped Copyright 1917 b by the Pr Pres Sl Publishing Ca Cs The Tue r New NewYork ew ew York Yon World l |