Salt Lake Telegram | 1917-08-30 | Page 2 | He Had Nothing on, but Adam, Jr. Fails to Keep Date

ile He Had Nothing On i but Adam Jr Fails to Keep Date S. S Speaking peaking of crawling creatures creatures- Adam Adam I Had em And And so did John Doe Jones an I alleged government official who is named in a complaint Issued bythe by br bythe 1 the county attorneys attorney's office toda today John Doe Jones Is is s s brought out stood near the Saltair railroad railroad railroad rail rail- road track late yesterday afternoon afternoon after after- noon adorned only his well known smile and a floating evening breeze John Doe Jone was minus his bathing suit And then the train came past and John was standing in the shallow water water then and and then a couple of men got off the train one whom was Justice David Reid of Magna Adam Jr as he was immediately immediately immediately imme imme- christened was taken to the bathhouse where he dressed and then to Magna where his bail ban was set at and then taken to the county count Jail here At the county jail however the theman theman theman man presented credentials tending to prove that he was a government government government govern govern- ment official and that to catch a steamer for Russia It was necessary necessary f sary to leave for San San- Francisco last night Which he did However However before before he left leCt he ex explained explained ex- ex why he shocked the passengers passengers passengers pas pas- of the late afternoon I train lIe He said a spider got in his suit that ho he couldn't abide spiders and that it was driving him dippy dippy dip lJ py Whereupon hereupon he disrobed on ona ona ona a mad search for the crawling thing but unfortunately having ha placed his finis bathing suit on a wave the suit was carried swiftly away And then the train passed And that And that was all Inasmuch as Adam Jr Jr has forfeited hi his bond bone and is now on the wa way presumably to Russia the complaint sworn out a against ain t him will be he placed gently hack back in the dust dusty archives The hour set for Adams Adam's hearing hearing hear hear- ing at 2 o'clock this afternoon on was a great round blank In the Justice court of Hugo B. B An An- I derson