Show J 1 I II i II III i U i J 1 1111 1 II II i II II II I II II fj Dancing This Fall and aid Winter to Be fie a I f w Tf ij x TF 7 TF TT P f Jazz azz Mania oj of Delight for 7 lh I hose ose Who mho Step II I I o. o o.'S S 'S nerd t Pats LSD i i t M L f AlS y Salt Lake has had Jin in incipient form but new jazz rm dance e will make it virulent for fori ft it i makes dancers slide their feet 1 kite e trombones and they will r fadd add dd to jazz band din with Hello Pal s a vocal atrocity Ukulele TtE R workers will go o into eclipse and Chinese toddle will drive out the H Hawaiian ululation 7 cess of Elimination Applied t to Orchestra estra str and With I Added Pieces It Turns Out Reat Real Tantalizing Tempo j By Ross C C. Miller the alarm Heres Here's the jazz Jarz attack Trombones to the right ofus of ot ofus us us cornets to the left of ot us find end Ii nd in front of ot us are and in Utah The he dance craze Is IK going crazier lie our boys are crusading against the goo soo e- e estep step over over there we at home homp will be ho flitting to the Jazz azz step over hereTh here Th The jazz tarantula will infest InCest Salt Lake beginning tomo tomorrow ow night when Professor S S. S Siegel will let the bug out of the bag at Bonneville and sick It on the light- light footed gentry who will come one- one stepping to that popular pavilion for foi light fantastic enlightenment Salt Lakers who vho have o already enjoyed jazz jar jarmusic music have merely got ot in the incipient stage Now the cadenza caden has haa become virulent virulent viru- viru lent and the cacophonous notes are areto areto areto to be bo Interpreted into a Jazz step by a specialist who knows the 1 I I I business from A to Izzard The Theja jazz jas s tone poem which sounds like a steam symphony will wl not only find expression In the ilia dunce dance ance but they will sing sint it while they dance If It this thip keeps on we may expect jazz soup spoons jazz ja car wheels engines with syncopated I i y rk TANGO 4 IS t 9 tU tUc c r E r p a 1 r y wu AC c r I explosions The new Jazz step la is laIn lain in fox trot time and to to dan dance e it itsou you sou slide your feet like a trombone trombone bone fore and aft port and starboard starboard star star- board and the one who cuts the most capers his tens tens and and and-a- half hal twins gets sets the cut glass dish By a process of elimination the jazziest orchestra in Salt Lake has been engaged for the forthcoming terpsichorean can events at Bonne- Bonne vile Mile They will execute the musical musi cal drumfire and after atter rehearsing under the tutelage e of Professor Siegel anyone will be beable beable beable able to negotiate the most difficult difficult cult dance steps I Salt Lake Is 15 the terpsichorean I melting pot pot remarked Professor Siegel as he explained to me his latest novelties the ramble iambic i n. iwar I the war dance dince the runaway sweetheart f glide and others I Dancing is a finished art W that t ii is ne never er finished he wept went on and I is JR created not alone by the dancing Instructor but b by the toe people under under under un un- J der the Inspiring influence of one ono who knows the game with the add- add u i ii ed necessity of ot dazzling lights and lilting melody which makes the heart beat two- two four time with a tantalizing tempo What Mona Lisa was to Leonardo Leonardo Leon Leon- ardo so the dance is to the Salt Lake tango fiends laboring under spontaneous creative impulse And standardizing the dance vs is is treason treason trea trea treason son Standardization limits the scope of the artist and leads only to the beauty of flivvers The new ramble lamble explained the professor is a step one waltz waltz all all in our and ind will include th the right fa fare faN e left face turns of the military drill Home should be bp adept in thi this step and when th the be begins ins th their ir feet will wilt move like the chase pie pic turn tUT in n a six The tango tang is to h b revived The 1918 1913 model tango will be simplified into a R starting self sten step The old complicated recipe Bouquet of Castle Civile pinch of ot Maurice scramble of le legs laz s Tid lI d call can the police will be he censore censored 1 Columbus discovered Amer i a and am Irving Berlin discovered Hawaii Hawaii Ha Ha- wail and now far Eastward the course of takes its wa way to China The Chinese toddle will displace the workers worker and its it's back to the pineapple plantations plantations plantations planta planta- for tor the birds of t paradise aradi e Celestials Celestials Ce Ce- will stop in th the ex empire and r revolutionize Salt Lak Lake the soft undulating undulating- strains of will be drowned out b bj by bythe the chopstick jazz which wh when n d to the accompaniment of ot honking autos will ap approach ap- ap at Its best There is sure going to he be some glorious g music a and nd some dandy danel times at Bonneville this fall and winter According to Professor ProCessor Siegel Sieg-cl halt Lake people are aie his lancing dancing classes dases b bj by the Ute scores They rhey r realize cla class s when thE they Y ee fit e f eit it and all are et eager er to join the merry throng What is moro more the professor guarantees to teach them to dance He says that the simple steps can be mastered in no time at all just by dancing at Bonneville Bonneville Bonneville Bonne Bonne- ville to the improved melody of the new orchestra but the more difficult difficult cult steps demand a little more snore time and Professor Siegel says ll ho he hohas has the time Besides holding regular regular regular reg reg- ular classes he also gives gives' private ate lessons |