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Stories of the Street I This Thill In Is on ont one of ot tho those thos If lf- lf stories If It Pre President Wilson goes through with his action ns as ton forecasted c b by newspaper news flown paper dispatches Lake may havo have a volunteer soldier company on tho the firing line that will b bo composed of of ho hotel hoet el ell hops hopa This m the youngsters at al the Hotel Hotel Hotel Ho Ho- tel Utah who ans answer or to the tho call of ot front were discussing the tho latest de developments do- do in the flue M Mexican situationAl situation All Al there Is la to It Is that well we'll have e to go o on down own there that's all all said Nick White All agreed with Nick Irk said paid It wouldn't Say Harry Gordon b be a a. bad Idea If It we hops hops' organized a areAl areal areal real soldier Jer company company and otter offer our service Ic ices ice to the grapo gra grape Juice drinkers say aay And the tho work ork of oC organising n tho the company company com corn pany occupied the time of oC tho the ho hops S' S for n nearly au an RIl hour The organization was ae p perfected between hells bells I 1 would suggest that we vote to see eee who ho will be he captain said Mid Don Ross Rosli When the voting was over It was found that out of oC the tho twelve bellboys who ho voted eleven cloven wanted to bo be the captain of the tho company Harry Gordon voted to he be quartermaster sergeant Wh Why quartermaster sergeant asked one of oC the boys Dont you know that bas bo's the tho guy who ho StR stays 8 In the rear and comes cornea home a wealth wealthy man man Gordon said as he made madea a bolt for the desk to answer a a. bell C C She wore a a. monocle A prominent young Salt Lak society girl who attends the state ul university stood at the corner comer of or First South and Main streets this morning waiting for tor a a- a aMount aMount Mount Olivet ct car to take tako her to the uni uni- Sho Stio had ha a a. monocle In her right hand and was swinging it In a n way similar aim sim star liar to the W way wa a a. policeman swings his lila night stick She was as unconcerned as unconcerned unconcerned unconcerned could be The Tho car came along and she eho boarded It A seat on the sunny Ido eldo attracted her Whilo While riding she hold the monocle so that the gla glass s concentrated the thc rays rn's of or the run ron In such a wa way as to focus them then upon the fabrio fabric of ot her dress dres Sho She was still unconcerned The Tho conductor who had ad been in the tho front end of the car cap to collect a a. fare Care I passed and a as ho he did so he smelled something burning He noticed a tiny I spiral of or smoke coming from the young womans woman's skirt directly beneath the I monocle Ho Informed her hor of ot his discovery Of or course courseS she thanked him and sighIng sigh- sigh In Ing lifted lilted the tho string upon which the monocle was attached from around her neck carefully wrapped It atoun the tho glass and put It Into her purse She Sho brushed her bet skirt as she ho left Idt the car near the university 0 C Dont you know that a a. man Is the thc most peevish creature In tho the world beCore before be- be fore Core he eats his Is breakfast said a local restaurant keeper this morning Its a fact he continued When a a. man comes In for his breakfast you have to handle him with kid gloves When he finishes eating his meal however you can handle him with boxing gloves cloves o es In the many years I I have boon been In Inthe Inthe inthe the restaurant business I havo hayo had many opportunities to study human nature A Aman Aman Aman man will 1 como come In for tor his breakfast and be as peeved as can be You have ha to handle him lIko a bab baby He rattles off nIT his order to tho the waiter walter and just because the waiter walter might put the cream in his coffee cotTee first fir he becomes angry However How How- ever eYer when whon ho ha starts to eat you ou can see seea a smile begin to creep creeD over his his' face tace and when he completes the meal hes he's just lust as fine flee as they make mke em em I C C Tough towns Huh dey de- aint none In dis state Bingham was waa touted to me meto meto meto to be a Q tough burg burK but hut say Ive I've been baen In some villages what wha t could brag brai about some real Teal hard han luYI but dey aint none In die state stats The rho fore foregoing ol were some of ot the Ule observing remarks made by a It rough Independent ent appearing fellow to toan toan toan an acquaintance while white they were eating and drinking coffee e at a a. popular lunchroom lunchroom lunchroom lunch lunch- room this morning Several business businessmen men glanced nt at the authority on tough towns Speaking of ot tough towns town If he continued eon con tinned washing down almost a a. whole doughnut with a n gulp of coffee cortee Til tell you where Is de toughest town In dese deso United States Its It's on de Wis Michigan cons conein In border bonIer line lIne lIne-la Is called Harley Hurley Say In dat town on a Sabbath morn if Ir youre you're up early enough you ou kin see dem lumberjacks lum Him s in the gutter wit der heads split open an their maps all spoilt spoUt for church Honest dats dat's a a. tough burg It aint no use to tr try tu sleep on a 0 Saturday Sat Sat- day ui-day eve for Cor Its It's de do big week end celebration cele cele- bration Dose Jacks are out to blow dare dore dough on dat tat night I 1 have seen some Borne other towns dat were tough but Hurley Hurle aint got no equal in my opinion I Ive I've been to and to Cripple Creek and now I 1 tink Ill I'll visit Elko de deburg deburg i burg bun in Nevada dey tell me Is a rough I little Joint G. G W. W Laing who has returned from a short trip to Portland says that although the thA city which he lie just visited Is a thrivIng thriving thriving ing business center he was 33 unable to note hole as much activity generally as Is seen on th the streets of oC Salt Sail Lake City I loft left for tor the northwest I was In Informed informed In- In formed that there was no climate which would compare with that of t Portland and vicinity t he lie says saya aa I 1 must have been talking to some Koine one who was a real es estate estate es- es tate promoter or had Interests of his lila own of ot which h ho he desired to dispose One Oce ma may travel from one ono end ond of tho the United States to the other and not find Ond a climate that will compare with that of ot Utah Salt Snit LI Lake ke City for Cor me S S SOne dealing with the tho Mexicans One way a of In order to command re respect for or American American Ameri Ameri- can citizens said A. A II 11 Thiessen section sec Uon tion director tor of the local branch of ot the United States weather bureau tills this morn morn- leg Ins would be to follow tho the British style A. A friend of or mine who Is engaged In mining business and has been abroad for many years cars told of tho the time the Chinese Chi Chi- nC nese c government 10 seized a drunken British Brit it ish sailor who had committed some crime at kong Hong Tho sailor er punishment pun pun- and lh th British conceded that but the they did not Int intend Intond nd that he should l ho be a trio tried before a Chinese magistrate Awl Arid for tor a long time the they held that tha t port us j I though It were actual war al until tho the man mali was returned i to his ship Then Thea they saw sa that tha t justice was done dono all around But the thc English flag OnS' and tj the tho o rights of a a. British Brit It hilt ish subject had to bo be respected by the tho u Cl-u Chinese nse se I |