Show DEAD MAN TELLS I IA IA A SCORCHING TALE MONACA Pa By NEA ServIce A supposed dead man cut loose with some scorching language e here recently when he found himself being belag be- be lag ing carted to an undertaking establishment establishment es- es in a hearse The rhe body was found on the Colona highway by state troopers who ca the undertaker Suddenly a most eloquent line of profanity came from the Interior atthe cf at the car Investigation revealed the corpse to be very much alive He told the tho troopers that an auto had run him down On advIce of the troopers Chief ot of Police Gilroy of arrested arrested ar- ar rested a suspect on a charge of driving while intoxicated anti and failing failing fail fail- ing to stop and give Ive assistance |