Show 14 r ti THE BREAD LINE They're lined up bout a dozen daten strong an at the door Course Courso mother wonders just what's wrong and what they're for far Then Little Willie mothers mother's son explains they must be fed The gang has picked him as the ono one to ask for tor jam and bread The bread brend knife starts ta and the butt butters butter's rs r's put on thick ho kIds er all jes' jes tel fer to give a a. slice a lick They stand there eyes a till the feed Is handed out The luscious jam Is as they turn and run and shout Yes mother knows that as she sees the beggars go Anti Ant she knows they'll be In about an hour or so The great army of ar flower lovers ivill soon soan be plucking blossoms hap hap- hazar l from fram hilt hIU and vall And Ancl that's what makes the wH flowers wild Usually when a n nail Ut Js is crooked mt if was driven to It by a woman waman There are two classes of af terrible memories with women wamen One doesn't remember anything and the other ather remembers everything FA FABLES LES IN FACT OLD MAN JONES HAD BEEN ILL FOrt SO SOtE rE TIME COMMA CO A AND D ONE DAY A FRIEND CALLED HIS HOME IE TO SEE HOW HE WAS VAS GETTI GETTING G ALONG PERIOD WHEN A SERVANT ANSWERED AN- AN SWEllED THE PHONE COMMA IMA THE FRIE FRIEND D SAID COMMA QUOTATION MARK MARIC CAN yOU PLEASE TELL ME HOW OLD MAN JO JONES ES IS QUESTION MARK QUOTATION MARK THE THE- ASKED THAT THE FRIEND V WAIT AIT A rol l MOMENT T COllIA COMMA COM COM- MA l AND THE THEN SHORTLY RETURNED RETURNED RE- RE TURNED TO THE PHONE A AND D SAID QUOTATION MARK HES HE'S JUST SEVENTY SIX SEVENTY PERIOD QUOTATION MARK Copyright 1916 NEA Service Inc |