Show CHESTNUTS I It lint often that a llopubllo reoog nlres II Sling A man with slices In Ills head Is I no friend to itteet cars Jordan ii I a hard road to trarelt especially es-pecially daring high water The clerk of the ibrd district criminal court IeLflttn l but oh ray t WorkW on tiietirlfr Is l the boat kind of a government J bAn b-An exrombr tfathe CIty CouncIl Ia I koowo 10 have retirod JIIcb Fifty years ago today Ibo Wall 1loncen were itlll cronslnif the Plains c limo aeronaut ha learned to elevate I hlmielf above but Howman It Is tlngular but a act that Salt Lake people gel a lltllo truth at limes Bankers as a ruenro thin men but bait Lake hat one who Is I Stonlt There Is I a inminj dUlrlct In Ulan that nhould subsllluto Silver lor Tin la Its proud title What a rut nnmber ot twee 10joar old Kill graduates there aro In Salt fkOlrl It is I stoutly denied that Ananias has anything to do with the writing ol the weather rcporU The rcaaon servant girls are oalled blrod la I becaato they object to baring Ibolr wgoloworoll 101i11clao aco ovlbbu only one wbo olmortor publlo patronage Adeoitaecs do Ibo ame thIng The city bon Inspector who would walk Miles to BOB thai the plumbing ordinance or-dinance was complied wlih I came within H hares hreodIIoI r getting that rabbit said 1 a bunler to lobe companion while out ahoollnjr OmIt Ibo letters in the Enjllih alphabet al-phabet Ibo IOU eon considered by many to be the moot objectionable II must bo Bra llyue 10 Barney Quinn to no longer bear from the pooplo the tontence Lynch the county assessor ° Illi now stated mat limited circumlocution circum-locution was what the Mayor wroteand thai tho typewriter made ibo change ° A molloo 10 cbugo tbo nmo of OOD tin Kent fund to sinking fund would be In order The city Is accused of nepotism II bo a Knouss for lnapecor of the board < of bltb III lo about time tint come of lbo oily oWcohold weo ludylDg Iollllcal coo no my One of Sheriff Lewiss deputies has demonstrated blmielf I to bo quite Andy with his gun 0 10 where and u where Is I my Irish Billy tone mused l President well utlueiday nights Council roue Ing There aro moro ho old In the sentence sen-tence Im glad to see you than In any other balr dozen words In the English language A man walked Into a furnltnre store the other day nnd astonished the clerk by atklng to be shown a cheap bureau of lolormallon ° ° Ogdon has a man who claims to hove descended from Napoleon llonaparte No on taw him descend but It Is I said to bayo been quite a descent After a fruitless Search all the money was recovered l except one pair of shoov aald a country paper In giving un account of a burglary Wo sbouldnt alw s JUdge man 10 telloct I b tha aloe of limo ILk hn weorel the smnlioot watch In Salt Lob cuu keep timowitbibnbgotockoutltoLmpoclum III wouldnt be a Councilman for f5 a day said a municipal solou a short time ago Alter all there may be something some-thing In time rpocl hat a oouncllraanlo seat is worth at least 2500 per annum ° I Foetrylong balr ud a waxed musticue I have won lion heart of many a girl but lIa Ibo fellow with n wart on bis nose aod other IDllrmlllo who generally marries her A certain KM Lake minister Is I often Keen playing card on Ibo front porch 01 his residence theie pleasant evenlnci Such a procedure la llkolv 10 subject bin to the higher i criticisms I of his liveried i coIl eafuen lInt then be h 1eroloed < on never < sitting In a game wbra the devil A london pop oivoea glowIng cc count of a man naomI Bay who uuog had Uj junt celebrated bin I thietteh fdcth do wa moreled nod Ibe Onthoror oevea ehildrolinix glrln 1 ant 11 one boy Thee el 1 nobIDgrroarkble obnllblxcrtllb1 It can uow bo 0014 that be hon In hu Im Ily coven DovIX weak nay aDd One ou Day Yel limb Ibo London lapel orloolld Councilman Mutvey has gone toNe YorkDUy paperi Before coins he is I said 1 1 to have recited < the following taken Turn tho poem ot Charles Lamb thought oa Lloyd I ill he bad besntome And now 1 go to mingle with a world lu I pure LoI long within my aching hetrt 10 i e 11 herlhd b I blt J 11I 01 That Lloyd WIll slm00s ihlnt 00 me |