Show Kiss Shortens Life 3 Minutes Survey Reveals GUNNISON Cob Colo March 25 Students AP-Students in the department depart depart- ment of psychology at Western State college here have arrived at the conclusion that a kiss shortens human life three min mm- utes A survey in genetic psychology showed that a kiss causes such palpitation of the heart that the extra beats of the organ amount to the normal number taking place in three minutes Figures that are interesting if true show that kisses would shorten life by one full day and that kisses would eliminate one week life would be shortened shortened short short- ened by a year after kisses That was as far as the statistician statis- statis cared to figure |