Show CHESTNUTS I Leaves have their time to fallIn the fall allA rooster seldom crow hn hot defeated IHchelors call tho baby carriage a cry cycle The earth Is sometimes divided by earthquakes Thn first chiropodist was William the Corncurcr a s A marriage license makes a good sticking Planter It Isnt to a mans credit to boast of being In debt Politics Is a noun proper politician Is u noun nom n-om musician Put on more airs than thy can play The flower ot the family ought to provide plenty of brendA brend-A good way 10 tell u stale gg from a fh one to I to taste Ito It-o The threatened flour famine will In no wise effect the florists If thres nownts In Ihernn there always one i In the honeymoon I People the are In love with themselves them-selves seldom have any rivals Th bulk of yesterdays hunters got nut only a duck but a ducking Duck shooting Is a sport hut a sport Is I not necessarily a duck shooter Here Is I a tip to betting men on tho next horse > race keep your money fair dyes mill soon o Ie put up In Other bottles and Sold for cough > medl clue The man 100 marries a dumb woo mail only be said to be unspeakably hlllPY I To advise some Asia to know them seives would ho like asking them to form the acquaintance of bad characters char-acters It now rippitateithatTtImmy not only made room fur Ills uncle hut for his Papa too Denvers fortheomng Festival of Mountain and Plain will ha a high but by no meara plain affair An easy way to Join a labor union marry a 1000r mans widoW and become be-come a father to her ten children 4 No John Btubls does not always talk ns he did In the Democratic convention con-vention lie usually talks a great deal more OIIIckr i find relief In a dose of medicine pcllIy calculated to cure those afflicted with chronic diseases Knit Lake has a minister who plays the violin A member of his flock referred re-ferred to him the other ipiy as a fid die D DIf D-If there Is any getting In the Chinese are suro to find It out as witness their methods Jn avoiding the Ueary exclusion exclu-sion laIn la-In tho Sandwich Islands tho law proscribes pro-scribes death to the motherinlaw who visits her daughter without the husband hus-band permission The Popular card game In Texas In I where one man hold the cords the other holds a revolver and the coroner coro-ner holds the Inquest I The ICansan whose harvest > wa ear rle1 Into the clouds by n cyclone ex lerlncI n rise In farm products that waS entirely too high for him Its u fat that the average girl Is I more concerned u to how hr lover app ap-p In tile eyes of others than whether she loves him herself The men who are flocking to mono dike are equipped with a greater supply sup-ply rf hope than provisions e11 of which shows poor provision on their part One reason whi so many young mn remain single Is I because they Spend HO much money on their girls that they havent > enough left with which to buy a marriage license The young chap who stays at his prospective father I nlaws and burns the gas until 12 oclock every night can soar < oI > expect the old mnn to think he has much go about him Webster dnn suicide as tho act of delgnedl destroying ones own life cammltted by a person of discretion and of sound mind How soundmlnd ea tho people of this 19th century must be An exchange saja the poor country newspaper editor Is I never robbed except ex-cept by his professed friends Well may he say If I held oil by a highwayman highway-man I havnt my money with me mI tord subscribers have It They got In head of you Hero Is how n Boston girl define the meaning of n laugh A sidesplitting sidesplit-ting recreational exercise the sudden Ingrslon of a bold ludlroolly upon our Ordinary mental rectitude upsets the very foundation of our gravity and tile unrestrained torrent of emotive drollery sweeps us away The nvanstonNewsnegIster phllo flophl on In this manner If mn are the suit of the earth women tire Un doubtlly the sugar thereof Halt I a nresltyugar 0 luxury Vicious men are allpetei stern men are rocl alt nlc men are table alt on nevi ore brmn sugar goodnnture matrons Iafsllgar and pretty girls the fine pulverized sugar Ias the pulverized sugar Iso A joung lads of Mlllard Is Slid by the Mlllard Progress to have accepted a young Tnan4 Invitation to go out riding During the ride the subject of fortunetelling was Introduced and I > eked e-ked her If I she believed In palmistry title replied I believe If I I could see hoth lines In one of your hand I eOlll orttll flint we would have a most delightful time during the drive The young mn Immediately took the two lines In the right hand and the I situation In the left and the delightful I delight-ful time was realized |