| Show I ONE GLORIOUS MINUTE I admit Im I'm not much to behold I am not what my wife would call neat My Iy newest of raiment looks old I attract no ones one's gaze on the street The women dont don't stare long loni at me Im I'm far from being handsome being handsome that's true But Bul theres there's one time Im I'm slick as a can be And that's when the barber gets get through Im I'm not much to look at by night Im I'm not much to gaze at by day To my friends friend I am known as a a. fright For Ol my hair In good order wont won't stay My 1 splendor is i fragile and fleet My Iy glory Is known to but few It Is only correct and complete For a a. a wonderful minute or two When heo the barber has powdered my face tace And taken take his apron away And plastered each hair Into place I look at myself and I say Old bo boy youve you've a a. classical brow What bat miracles barbers can do It If yo your r mother could took look at you OU n nos Shed She'd scarcely believe It Is you Copyright ht 1927 17 Edgar Edar A t. t tit 9 o |