Show TOO MUCH SWEET SIXTEEN SA YS CHARLIES CHARLIE'S WIFE NO I 1 By DAN THOMAS THOMASN N NEA EA Service Writer LOS ANGELES Cal Jan 19 If you OU take the word of Dr Mildred Harris for it the trouble with Patient Charlie ChaplIn he of the unfortunate Is too much sweet sixteen Mildred who was was Mrs Chaplin Xo No 1 prescribed as follows for Charlie In connection with the prospect that hIs break with Mrs Chaplin No 2 the former Lita Grey will p tn i.- I nil I In make ke kethe the the thew w Phe one of the country's outstanding eligible bachelors Frequent doses of reflection and cogitation Avoid youth and beauty Choose as Mrs Chaplin No Ko 3 a woman of maturity and nd of mental brilliance to match hIs own Bargain for the quiet moods of 30 say Dont Don't marry Merna Kennedy Briefly as Mildred sees it it the clown who laughs through tearS whose humor is tinged with the gray of that sadness which the true philosopher ever has must stop look Jook and listen and apply some of this same philosophy to the business of mating as well as the busIness of clowning Mildred too was in the sweet sixteen class when she married Charlie a girl in what the story to call the d dewy wy rm Wine o olife of life tingling Within ef spar sparkle le in her ee a lilt UIt ir her lier feet Youth youth youth A few months ot of marriage a baby son who died then came the crash and divorce It is not strange that Lita couldn't understand Charlie said Mildred r I doubt if any young girl could understand Charlie Chap Chap- Un lin I 1 know th that t I did not r I ram Iam am very sorry about the break between them because I know what It must mean to Charlie to be without without with with- out his babIes I feel sorry for LIta too although I 1 never have met herI herI her I have ha heard that It If Lita divorces dl- dl Charlie he may may marry Merna Kennedy his present leading l lady dy I sIncerely hope that he I know that more dIsmal unhappiness come of It Mildred Is older now Almost a decade has gone by sInce her blond youth the millionaire movie star Its It's from the wisdom she has culled from this near decade more ot of living Jiving that she pIctures the type of woman Charlie should wed wed-a black velvet and sequIns type of woman poised controlled wise wIth knowledge of human nature particularly the nature that accompanies exceptional minds Charlie has been picking violets he should turn to mums his first wife wite said 2 NEA ServIce Inc |