Show S by Tom Sims Washington couldn't lie but did he spend his is vacation fishing fishing- Dublin reports a surplus of women women women wo wo- wo- wo men and so does a young young fellow who got got married last June Maybe Valentino really reany is a braveman brave braveman braveman man Hes He's pla playing ing opposite Jack Dempsey's wife in a movie Rupert Hughes thinks we need a anew new cure for crime Heres Here's a new one Enforce the laws Half a loa loaf Is better than working working work work- ing all day Sa Saturday A small town is a place where tile die filling mUng station is larger than the railway station m. m Before the X-ray X was discovered women were the only ones who could see through a man I You ou cant can't violate te the laws of nature nature na- na ture without getting caught Writing philosophy is easy All you have to do is Js correct the mIstakes mistakes mis mIs- takes y yOu u made the day before 1 S Perhaps the man who is best at at j organizing voters serves the people j best and perhaps he doesn t Always look to see if medicine Is 15 1 i i marked poison polson and read the radio t t programs for sopranos 11 If It Rip Van Winkle turned re-turned to today today to- to day day he would find No Parking signs where there were hitching posts l Fishermen i hermen are arc bigger JIgger liars than golfers gofers Golfers' Golfers arms are not long song enough to tell about their shots Copyright ht 1926 NEA Service Inc |