Salt Lake Telegram | 1926-09-07 | Page 8 | Where the Jest Begins

i Wh Th e JIT 0 14 n Detours Conducted U by STEVE BEN Mr Emil Schuler 1 Salt Lake City Dear Emil J 4 You know most of m my friends call you Fat but being inclined to 10 plumpness s myself and not IlOt particular happy about it I call you b by your given name which you will adroit admit is thoughtful 11 Well ell sir I was out to the races race yesterday and In milling around In that bI big crowd I saw you there ther In fact I couldn't miss seeing We were up In the press box boi when I saw you down near the time judges' judges stand I hailed bailed you and when I did cUd Roderick spied you at the s same me time A ADo 4 Do you know what Id I'd like to o osee see he said It would tie he a mat match h hrace race between Fat Schuler and TenTon TenTon TenTon Ten Ten- Ton Charley Chancy Irwin j Second South Sam happened to tobe tobe tobe be standing behind the press b box i Huh he be snorted either one 01 ot them could run th the mile as tast fast as as s the horse that I bet bt on 1 5 STE STEVE STEVE VE J P P. S. S And And Emil I bet on the same horse j NUMBER PLEASE J JI I enjoyed Brother Hyde Hydea i telephone joke about a neighboring neigh neigh- neighboring J boring town being In a certain local Ideal area and I got the point pOint pOint- I lived In n that town for a year Now let me tell one Sunday morning about 3 a. a m. m we were undulating up First South in in intermediate and nearly ran over ever a guy who w was S swinging ing A wicked pair of he heels l. l in a southerly direction Se Seeing hi his 1 j 1 haste and believing he was in in- in t in rapid transit we we we- asked him where in h the L he hei was going at uch tuch a clip so so early in the for forenoon noon arid and he replied that he was hoofing it to Sugarhouse he had to go out th there re to talk to a man W We said If you only have to talk talk to him why dont don't you tel telephone tele phone And then he said T Telephone hell Im I'm in a hurry hur hurO ry 0 GREG J. J