| Show 9 o 0 SEND IN A B By y NAME FOR THIS COLAND COL COL- Steve AND WIN yIN 3 5 an Ben I I. I T. T I 1 T. T Burton City Commis Commissioner City Dea Dear Ted Of f course 1 d know cU ai arv ling ing about work md ind Ive I've pondered 0 over Ita it ita ita a hit bil I Im I'm still all puzzled up ip lout it You lOu know I read in the papers papers the theother theother theother other day where there were fifteen holdups in one night The rhe same day there were about fifteen traffic violations and about five liquor vio yb- lations It seems that altogether it was va a good d day y for the police But Mr Mr Burton the only ones that were arrested were some som decent decent decent de de- de- de cent citizens who moved their arms the wrong way who left their cars stand too long and who soun sounded Bounded ed their horns at the wrong time 1 Then rhen hen too I find out that you have about fifty men chasing chasIng- automobiles thirty chasing bootleggers and only four looking for lor the wary stickup stickup stick stick- up 1 Im I'm m wrong and wrig-and and I admit that I don dont don't t know much about this police game not game not nearly as much muchas as you jou ou do but do-but but It seems to me that if you'd have about four men watchIng watching watching watch watch- ing these automobilists four foul or five chasing bootleggers and about seventy protecting peoples people's money property and their Uv lives s. s well perhaps it would be a better and happier city Yours STEVE P P. S You S.-You You know a bootlegger will only deal to his friends while the stickups never makes those fine distinctions dis- dis S S. I Thirty ounces will be the maximum weight of clothes worn by American girls this summer and some of them probably wont won't object to being eing short Dr Ales Hrdlicka is a scientist fist He sounds Bounds more like a typographical error CONFESSIONS OF CHLORINE Chapter 1 A few days after I was born borri my drunken father chucked the hired lured girl under the chip chin And while they were bathing his head a bit of water trickled into his mouth Damn this water my father wept its enough to drive a man manto manto manto to drink How delightfully urbane laughed my mother We will name our baby Chlorine And that dear readers is is how I started life in Salt Lake where men are men and ind some city officials have water Vatel on the brain Contin Continued tomorrow m BRAIN aRAIN TEST If you yeu can fill the blank blaik space apace in in seven minutes you have the brain of an average book reviewer To work this test mark from the appended ap words the one that fills the quotation Alls well that ends In a fight With a drink With the winner 6 up Pat and Mike telling the story With abatement proceedings C S SNOW NOW WHAT WOULD YOU DO T le be Is he ln Fel eer ep the dravIng room ot of Mrs j J a 11 in H a avenue i lEsi residence evidence A number of notables nota including Babe Ruth RutI Uncle Joe Cannon and Baby Peggy Pegg ar are a puffing their cig But here is the Mrs Mis butler lutler has forgotten forgotten forgotten for for- gotten to provide ash trays The question is what ta tn doOne do One can cant can't t flick the ashes shea on the rugs while the hostess Is looking looking- the other oUter way Because one of the gUt guests gue-atS might see It and break into a rude guffaw One must admit admIt the situation is serIous Solutions Solutions Solutions to this trying problem will prove a boon and save much embarrassment to harassed souls So write your suggestion out and send it care of this column col col- col- col The winner is bound to receive deathless immortality immortality- and nothing more moie JUST A QUESTION Certainly we dont don't wish to be berude berude berude rude but just what did happen to all these padlock orders that Mr Burton was talking about a couple of ef months ago The latest song is I want to togO togo o ogo gO go back to that Mexican shack my longing Is more than a pose poser I I long to find trace of that dear little place and Im I'm anxious to meet Pete and Rose Pat RoseY-Pat Pat DAILY NEWS STORY BUFFALO N N. Y The The death toll from wood alcohol today stood I a a 44 and R ot Hansen famous fa- fa dry coupon cutter announce iced that prohibItion was sweeping the country like e Wild firewater 6 I A |
