Salt Lake Telegram | 1926-06-05 | Page 11 | The Very Idea

The Very Idea I KID PRANKS f Yea every day and all day long Iong the thing that rubs all mothers wrong Is to the young folks folks' pranks pranks pranks-a a task to which there Is no thanks Its It's mama this and mama a. a that and mama wheres where's my ray c coat af at and hat I wanna cracker J wanna warna drink Say how can moth ers era rs stop to think The doorbell rings the livelong da day My gosh the thinK thin that's play With washed Ui th the works work In v vain In for tor paddles paddies quickly ly sm smear ir the pane Aw rock me flie on yer la laGee lap Gee I I. I dont don't wanna t take ke a a nap The housework plies piles up up in a a. heap heap while mother rocks a child ta sleep The dally daily cry of mothers pet pe petis petIs is Look Look I I got m my feet all alI we wet vet Yea every day and all day long longS kids kids' pranks are what rub mothers wrong Give the theIL Hl old mouse credit to Jot fo up up the clock He wanted to be on time People who vho dont don't pay their sometimes ha hae ve e to sit up and tai Wi notice e to move ove A popular fl flapper is s pressed to fo foj time time and and pleasure Cheer up Theres There's s always always' blight spot to the street car I which you have nave to stand and haD hang to a a strap strapS Its It's the corner where when you ou get oft off FABLES IN FACT ONCE THERE WAS A YOUN LADY WENT TO SO MANY DA DANCES CES THAT SHE TI TIRED TIRE HERSELF OUT PERIOD HER j MOTHER IOTHER D DECIDED THAt THE GIRL HAD BETTER GET A JOB JOE SO SHED SHE'D WORK VORK DURING THE J t DAY COMMA IMA AND BE TOO jj TIRED TO STEP OUT AT NIGHT PERIOD NOW THE GIRL IS TELEPHONE OPERATOR AND ND COMMA SHE A ATTENDS TTE DS PARTIES pARTIES PAR pAR- TIES ALL DAY LONG CO COMMA COI I BUT DOESN'T GO TO ANY I E THE EVE EVENING ING PERIOD Copyright 1926 NEA Service l Inc v