Show f NOTHING SER OUS l By Dan Valentine nit mind the heat heat but but I ILand Iland land the cold jokes lokes people round during a heat wave Ire ere haye hay hav- se e days t tP tt t P walk Iain Bain St u won wont won't t to i o blocks some ac- ac fr d e eup up on n i ipes i es hiso his and asks w I It ft t enough Ja a stupid o osay say nurse Durse its it's Hugh ough for for t nd rid if it Dan Valentine hot enough for me what rdo clo about it anyway i theres there's the fellow fellow you'll you'll me Doe at least once a day Fa ra heat wave who wave who asks Why dont don't you tell the therman therman to do something this heat heaP ast one person will sidle mi rou on a hot afternoon and f this sparkling question ou order this heal gas as inane is the favorite eve ive comment We sure I have lave used this last winter profound statement is us- us followed b by a weak hen heh J Jot ot the heat that's so bad bade ne e humanity JI statistical Stuff l tourists it Salt Lake City this 25 cents of each tour lour lar lar spent will go for lode lode- food will get 20 cents of tourist Jurist buck and 30 cents e will be spent at a tore for merchandise and sirs tirs fa Did you know the average j teen-age teen high school girl irl in Salt Lake City has a weekly allowance allowance allow allow- I ance of 58 I IThe The Salt Lake Public Safety I Department receives an average I I of 15 complaints each day about defective parking meters A year ago the daily dally average was close to 60 R. R T T. T Griffin city passenger agent for the Union Pacific Railroad Railroad Rail- Rail road load says that it takes 35 passenger passenger passenger pas pas- tickets to pay for the I fare of one elephant I Max Carpenter manager of the Hotel Utah says that one small leak in one small faucet inthe inthe in inthe the hotel can acco account int for the loss of gallons of water ina in ina n na a months month's time Amazing isn't it what a bunch of drips can dowhen dowhen do dowhen when they get together About People You Know Sherman Fife of the Hotel Utah engineering department is leaving soon for South Africa to work on the installation of defense defense defense de de- de- de bases and power plants In a recent column we re re- re- re ported that Wynn S. S Hansen of I Box Elder County had airmailed mailed I 10 of his prize sheep I Ito to South America Jerry Joseph wants to know where he stuck the stamps Capt Fred Lee Lee of the Salt I Lake Police Department deserves de deserves de- de I dc-I I serves a special pat on the back for the work of or his police ambulance ambulance ambulance am am- I I crews Today's Valentino Valentina A way four valentine today to four Lour Salt Lake women who have volunteered their time and talents talents talents tal tal- tal- tal for the past year to teach English to some 20 newly-arrived newly refugee families from Europe Their names Mrs Joseph Ru In benstein Mrs Melvin Mclvin Hirsch Hirsch- Hirschman Hirschman man Mrs Howard How Collins and Mrs l Hans lIans Reich These four w women o 0 m men e n have ha worked hard and long teaching I the elements clements of English to a group roup of new Salt S Lake resi- resi dents Many lany of these then new Salt S Lakers couldn't speak a word woid of or English when they began arriving arriving I ing here a i year ago now ago now most I of them have a good working knowledge of the language I And the credit goes to these I four women who tutored them their many long hours Sam the Sad Cynic Says When a mans man's eyes ejes begin to beam heam it doesn't necessarily I II mean hes he's in lo e love love-he he may be he bethinking I thinking about buying a new I fishing rod o |