| Show SERIOUS RIOUS By Don Dan Valentine ae i C CE E f filton ilton ilton Fran Frank Franl Salt Lake mert mer- mer t was the richest man in town few brief moments the other I day i Standing in m front of a business estabI establishment establishment the other other other oth oth- I er day Milt tilt saw sawa a truck speed f down the street t hit lilt a bump and t 6 cardboard cardboard cardboard card card- h lose a large board carton in inthe r the middle of the thoroughfare The driver of the truck unaware unaware una una- ware of his loss 1 4 continued down the street Milt t. t 11 j jI walked out in I street and retrieved the carton tai e e carton was split it cond coned con- con ed d several eral s eral gross of new white wing sung sheets of course are arc worth r freight weight in gold these days days days- is ks to the unpatriotic hoarders lire are we trying to get theirs while t totting is good 1 t Milts Milt's an honest man He Hed Hethe sd d the trucking company and j t d the loss IT at for a few brief moments he hethe the richest man in m town A Scene e on the Street i a 1 good thing Sen Joseph eph R. R arthy wasn't peeping around hotel botel lobby while the Utah held their meeting Sat Sat- iy y The delegates to the con con- were ere wearing red badges fn in a Salt Lake war surplus e is keeping pace with the thes s j. j In the window of the store stores sign s noting noling that This mate mate- was ciS used in World War Var ar II n I tastily II hastily scratched on the sign i i a pencil is this footnote and ill iJ probably be used in World jut l nr I A Salt Lake res- res ant has this sign on the wall wall- I k much service for leas less than but some Strange Customer Salesgirl sale salesgirl in a local store other er day was confronted with Iange ge problem lady came up to the counter asked ked I to see some som nylon hose woman oman looked at several pairs f orally finally made her purchase I oen n the woman left the wide wide- derk remarked to her fellow iris girls Imagine that she only fit tit t ONE pair ibe be the customer was an or rican rican-or CT something Tip for Jealous Wives I Prominent Young Yount man about was asked to judge judg-e a Jy ly contest the other evening l local ballroom It so happens the the man is married to a jeal- jeal roman man n And it also so hap- hap that the wife wasn't able to toO toy O pany y her husband to the u Jr Rurally aurally the wife fe was fearful Hubby would spend a good goody goodof t tolo of r his time y waltzing aroun around dance nce floor with some of the t t y contestants at she fixed that that- he v e eife wife ife made her husband l it I a pair fair of sport shoes with ft ice s soles oles tout i out People You Know lne r e of Salt Lakes Lake's gifts g to the world is Ruh Ruby Ruby- Ring led acrObatIc dancer who has appeared in top spots in the U U. S S. S I Canada South America and Australia Aus Aus- She is daughter of ot Mr and Mrs E. E O. O Norr orr Green st Another Salt Laker making his mark in his own field is Howard J J. J Anderson son of Mr r. r and Mrs I P. P I P. P Anderson S S. S West Nest Mr Anderson is recognized as one of the nations nation's top authorities on the highly technical wage and hour regulations Charlotte and Lenore Harvey Har year old twin daughters of Mr and amI Mrs lr S. S ElIane E. E lIane Harvey are probably the prettiest tw twins ns in town They are also two of the top swimmers in the west 1 Have We Got One Times have ha changed Back when I was a youngster haunted houses were commonplace In fact every neighborhood had its own pr private prate ate haunted house which attracted the youngsters on dark daik evenings like a magnet But I asked a young fellow the other day if he knew of any haunted houses in his neighborhood and he gave ave me a pitying glance Kids are really sophisticated these days By the way do any of you old- old timers recall any of the haunted houses of yesteryear Today's Valentine To Da David Baud id Beerman who has been going up and down at the state capitol for the past 16 years David is isI r 4 i 4 a veteran eleva- eleva i m r f r f I tor operator at atle atthe I the and andi I cf le building he i probably has 11 a nod nodding mg ac- ac i. i with Z v fJ J l' l t 1 more ore Utah bi big big- h. H j wigs wig than any oLner man in the state stale During legislature time David does docs his best to better the lot of the politicians When a lawmaker is really down at the mouth he can always I get g-et et in m Davids David's elevator elc and get a lift Sam the Sad Cynic Says The North orth Koreans arc are er very backward hack people people and and I 1 wish they'd the d start going that way |
