Show I 1 J More Truth Than Poetry 1 r 1 J By S JAMES J. J MONTAGUE J JNO 4 NO TROUBLE AT ALL Learn to be he lazy and enjoy life Professor Professor Bertrand Russell Although ough on matters t taught In schools Im I'm still sUll extremely hazy S SI I ask no aid ot of books nor rules To teach me to tor be lazy It If happiness will come to me Through lack of all employment v vIm Im I'm rather sure my ray rays fays will wilLbe be ej lete with rare enjoyment The learned Doctor Russell Russell- thinks That life moves smooth and breezy I Am Among ng the placid minded Chinks Because they take It easy J When money for their dally daily meals meal S They earn earn or or better borrow borrow- orrow- orrow Upon the grass they kick their lr heels And Idle till tomorrow x The philosophic Is never in ina a hurry If It he has got a job or not lie He doesn't have to worry He plucks a breadfruit off oft a limb And gasses with his his neighbor And nothing In the world t to him Is IB grinding sweaty laborIm labor Im I'm constituted much like that that that- It If all that's necessary Is rs Just to oaf Joa and fish and chat chat In order to be merry I soon am going to be indeed A blithe bUthe contented creature And I may may add that I wont won't need The help of ot any teacher CRUEL CRUELL AND UNUSUAL Congress made no provision for broadcasting the speeches on Its floors because It felt certain that the supreme court would Invoke the against it TOUGH Every time an Egyptian king ordered his last suit of ot clothes he had to consider whether the style he was setting would settIng would be becoming to the flappers flapper years sears in the future SUSPICIOUS The postoffice d department is cutting down the number of ot Its Maybe Mayba the boys bos haven't been voting voting- the right way Copyright 1923 by the Bell Bell Syndicate Inc I |