Show I Steve Mo km ej Dave Coleman I Batting for Steve I I M PACKS m BAD B-AD WICKED PIPE 3 Solons Lawmakers Senators Sena- Sena tors rs and Gentlemen From Here and There Shocked Aghast Ion Horrified and Peeved C CAPITOL PITOL BUILDING March 7 The ibe e beautiful statue of the gift Ift of Sculptor C. C E. E Damn to the State tate which stands In the rotunda of bh the capitol h holds a pipe In It its hand 18 discovery was made by a prominent legislator who says he will take talce Immediate steps to have ave this blot on the fair name of the tate state of Utah censored deleted and purified Interviews granted by prominent prom prom- nent men to t-o your correspondent fol- fol ow w REP Can this be berue betrue true rue 7 i. i SENATOR I thought Siy lunch tasted funny R REP RP P. P PASSER PASSE In In this period of Sore eare ore stress let us remember that the at Washington still lives THE THE GUV What would Lincoln and n nd Washington have done In this K Have You of course youve you've met the tho deluded Jink ink who tells the soda clerk Give 1 Ia b banana nana a la mode and dont don't be with the a la Ia mode There youve youve you've done and done don it t Some of those awful smoker will be sure to come here brow now I But the point of the matter is that whether hether your fiends to the East or the lW West St plan to travel by Pullman or this summer you should should- TELL TELi EL THEM ABOUT UTAH ShOUld ShOUld-I a I From Karf ax Be Some Mistake Though About That Timidity Business Argie Now low that Stev Steve Is la off ort for tor California cup rate after a a. hard winter keeping us boys In good humor I propose pro pro- pose ose Oe that we secretly Just among ourselves our- our selves elvee get up a a. surprise party for the und boy I understand the bowling tans ana ns treated him right royally before by givIng him hint something beides bej be- be Ides a a. lily for tor his his chest j- j But from what Steve has been writ writ- ng about bootleggers and other ex- ex habits I suspect a neat little alse In salary would Just about strike him right Now If any of ot the boys Happen lappen to know his hiB boss I think they aught to mention this to him meaning JEteve's teves teve's boss From what Steve tells me roe he Is too even to throw out a 8 hint JIB mId ARGY ANNOUNCEMENT I Ground Around the Town has purchased e cereal and grapefruit rights to this i reat novel It has never been pub- pub t H ned hed In book form r THE WOES OF WILLIE II Or How to Catch Goldfish T f Chapter I. I 1 Willie was depressed There was a a. reason on as the great philosopher Rube r or was It Dr Crane so aptly said There was a steam roller of Willie But Willie Willie- did not worry reBut An Joe ice cream man then came along When he be saw Willie he said JB iiI I 1 wouldn't stay under that steam toiler oller If I were you Would you like In an mn lc Ice cream cone today Willie sniffed disdainfully No he heared heared ared In a a. quaverIng whisper I hould Should hope to kiss a pig NO You haven't bavent one to fit me and anyway I have mine tailor made laThe The Ice cream man thought that was but since he ho was well bred b having worked In a saloon before prohibition pro pro- he ho merely blew his nose vo vo- vo- vo WIllie thought It was going to storm but iut he did not let on This steam roller Is crushing m my and a watch Willie Bald aid to himself It was a good watch hd h-d had only run a a. thousand miles it had walked many more WillIo saw law a poet comIng toward him Willie had no use for poets I muel of here he thought or hel ad d his latest Ode to an Ohlon tc te me e. e How to get rid of the steam roller was well nIgh frantic Ther Thor there here h re was tho the clang of The Thc hurch church was on oh fire It was the tho Ime the tho firemen had ever gone tc te hurch i Next ext chapter of this thriller to i morrow S Your Family Like This Little Mary Marv Is In an awful hurry hirry t tc ret e. e t to the picture show and young youn Henry enn Just insists on stopping to drIn t very every fount fountain MARCH ON YE QUIPSTERS pave ave ye Have lave you heard rd the old story 01 ol arch coming coming- in n a t lion and I goiri jut t t like a lamb or vice versa verNa Well Ven ls Munh l came came- In like a lamb Iamb and andI n I out to be bo a lion Donl Dont think when It first DU u u. u It was a me in GORD |