| Show The Business Mans Spring Shopping Season 00000 00000M TillS eaion of the year when AT tht wit of tits euburbanlll II I rrt Miring her own and her chlldrn waidrobe for a summer In the country the toornetl and caricatured new woman wom-an U I Proving her double usefulness In Iht luelneii or rofeeelonl world Man can paddle him own canoe with n fair ilwrtt of accuracy until It contest lo shopping nn < l then ht It I n tom tested 1 soul In n leaky Jerk on a falh omleM a or anyway that how It tests about It lit I ouhl I corn Costs 1 n1 1 welcome Hit friendly aid of the old apple woman at the corner or tile colored col-ored dame nlo Ott Ube out Ihe t ornct It ht could hope for assistance from el 1 they under ouch elroumetanret lilt mlHry begins generally tome HiInK like this i ht starts for the office of-fice eorot mornlntf hit wife he rid him a moll paves of silk at parting Paying IlleM Ullllum take this and ret It 1 matched for me With the mowing woman wo-man here thin week I have no lime togo to-go 10 town inyrtlf and you can get It for me just aa well as nol I I got title last 1 year at Bnlptm < t Bnlpem bon Palo I n 1 don know whether they will halo any just like It but RO around until you find It I want three nuarltra of n aard ant 1 it ought not lo bo mort than 78 cents a yard Ml thin Pounds like eipllclt njilc A i he U In n hurry to catch n train William grabs Hit tllk and ruihet off When ht gets on the train It takes out the ecrnp and looks at It It II I A shad4l of hloo and lIhouxh nil blues louk alike to him even tie has to Tattoo I m I rreilon that Intro In l ximrthh queer about that particular peclmen lie how It to n man who till next to him and oaks him what color ht would I call II The man Pays Hue at once nnd then t ht look at It again and Pays put 11 I In and finally wanli to call It a green lh red llih lurpllih Yellowish blue which U I only Hit diplomatic masculine way of admltllnr defeat The tubur banlte t unlntanli this and sighing pun his silk away thinking hed I better have It off his mind at once the builneu man takes him Sample right up to Hnlpem A 8ntp < ras lluelnrii can wall hIt says A h-It I cuil mer or two will be nothing I ntparrd to Maria Indignation It he lorHt to brine the milk homo at night I and In the rush of work during Ihe day ho kno wa from bluer experience that ho U I likely to overlook tool commit along Tits Policewoman takes the aamplt end haul out to number 01 weba r slM Th suburbanite look relleved for to him they teem just what he i ants They art all blut anl I all 11 qucr looking I I Hue but when he putt hill bit of silk beside l 1 them ht KM that hero U a difference Any of these mutt > ou ilrrdemandi he lalrinoman Impatiently after in has nttfered nnl hesitated over them fur about 20 minute 1m afraid alone of them will mutt my Ulfc b ur desperately far the two 1 mat ell to I ul lea 1 at 20 dogrees on the color ot his piece ot milk And an he walks out ot the store he can bear the saleswoman exchanging oaroollo comments with her lelgl bora and stop rlnl the the ot milk back Upon their shelves hhWhn When I he reaches l i his comes < the suburbanite sub-urbanite sinks wearily Into his chair The trig young oman who cperalei ill typewriter for him laitlly tuck away a paper bound novel aa she heart ilt familiar footstep outside the door II comes In with a 1jool1 monner avery a-very red fact and a penplrlnR brow The outennnt young woman known at on that omthlnll has none wronor and lhat It behoove her to allei d to hominess with great diligence The men fur partner the lubtenlor and the tub ubtenlor eye their colleague with tile approval from their various glass Inn In-n done Out with the boy l lOll night nilly getting it IHII gay Iluthlesmaraddiont pollen lont harmonlie stumbles Hit Pan or or his Prows All morning long the harassed tub urbanite trembles In anculih ai he thinks of the cold scorn with which hit wife will Street hli story of failure Onto he happens to look over toward his Irrltrr and notlcei that she li I pe ruln the fashion column of the dally paper Riot n glad thought waxes I him I Could II 1 lint vies ph too Is I a woman With IrrroLllnlC Dd delrn Hal voice 1 he addroommis beet Mint tchacknn I Ierdo you know nn > lhlnc about colon HKxl graclouil rtilki illn It I Whockeni looking up train tier newspaper news-paper What a queer question for you 10 nk Mr 1Iklnntkl ot course I theI I 1A nl do you know anything about alike continues her employer Mill McUhackem moohlnor down hr I own chromolikt plumose niodeiily pays that also has teen a little illl In her day I Hut have you ever matched MISS really matched It you know Persists the doubling Mr llarkemack rtalnlyof rourit I have an iwrri Mill Mclmckm with natural Indlinallon that her feminine Intelligence Intelli-gence should be to deeply doubled rtalnlyof course I have I Mr Hack en > ack I nln t tome jay that wits born yeeltrdayl Nervously extracting tho piece of silk from his pocket Mr lackmack I layi I It before his fair assistant and I watts with breathless anxiety ai iht trial to It Oh exclaims Alloa Mchokrm In ronllln Its I pervenche blue Isnt It Air IInkonk estimation 01 Niles ItcWhackernos attainments goes up GO per cent but he don went astir In know It so lie says carelesslyi My wife la I busy and ihe eraiked l me to get her threefluatters of a yard more up at Bnlpem lit Bnlpem I went up this morning They allowed l me a lot of Mini lot but I was to confused I ci uldn t quite make out which to take Now Mill McUlackun If you could tell mo u hat I I ought to do I will bo I under un-der obligation to you MIH McWhklm likes 10 hop and she lint KOlng to let I nn opportunity like this escape 10 the Pays 101 1 be I purfcctly dlIIhI04lo 1 I Mr lUckenackl Now Juit look here You gimme that Place of milk and Ill go up to Hnlpem III Hnlmi myself at noon 1 know that clerk at the silk counter Miles an awful sammy thing and you 1 In game for her Ill that milk matched If lit 1 to be had I may bt a little late coining back ao It Ihert anything Important that > ou want to dictate t IOU might give I It lo mt now Oh Mint Mollhackem If you willi You tire on kllll And at you art going up on my account just charge your luncheon end car tn In An Your fAroan oxi pent account anti 1 don hurry about coming hack Milan McUlackem depart affably About 2 clock the returni with the silk silklit lit 1I0ckcnak thanks tier effusively effusive-ly I niol carries the purchase hom le Men 1I0knk fill a Rood deal ol noun tr 1tho MeWhoklm skill hd riot yet rlnd the hallmark of hli wlftt approval I Mri llackentack take a Iht parctl 1 nit to tht i tits woman without looking at II At dinner she pays i How much did you pay for the milk llllamr Silly a yard my dear Bnlpem A 8nlpem hadn It you know Uell you certainly lid very well Now I feel that I can trust ydu to take title bit of organdlt over tomorrow and get three Yards moro of it halt a yard of Hilt illU lining and an eighth more of tact Ill hat In give Mc hackem n hall holiday mutter Mr Itacktnuirk ai he accepts the eommlolon but ht dares not rtbet That btjtlnt it mummer rJ lIr1 J of duplicity for Mr llackenrack I T1 Hatkvntack bragt lo the wlvta I of the other partner how Well 11 I can hop suit then ladled hold I him up H a right example to their own huibandi when efforts at matching merit wither Inll contempt Hlunie ly the iplrlled comments of their wlvet Mr I Darken Mick business coml > anloni Initltutt a system of espionage that reiullt In their discovering the secret of Mln Mr hackem a many short absences from the oirlct and her employer In created deference to her That young laly 1 arcorrllngly finds her tervlrti asa as-a ehoptier In demand all over Iht of net llackenackt partners threaten la tell Mri HackrnMck Wet her I ui band hid been mistrials honor unless he allows Man McU hackem to hop for them ant Mr llackenuck reeling that his meant course It I compliance with their demandi prtlendi to comPly com-Ply ery c hatefully Koon the tntltt film It I depending on Ml McMhack em to match their alike and lacti I I Nun Mitt McUhacktm li I only a type tint In almoit etry builnem IOUH In lie large I Illet ont will nnd I her counterpart Women art making i I Ihemeelvea useful In many ways that their employers would worn to sly them credit for It to I the woman of the firm who etta I that the head of the department keeps tits Ink illy remember his memorandum memo-randum book for him when ht loin I It and Uuntt up what ht rant nnd PhI Ph-I boom upon the Profitable customer far ill rnent I n llint the Irritable crej 1 riot and help him to get rll of the long Haying bore She suggests how I t can make his office look attractive I for a matter expenditure anti 1 tells him when It li I time to go out to attend board meetings or Keen other engage monto Whon the Imnornlu too I n1 11111 tile mr ury up kyw1 h fcor lemon I and om i sugar Out 01 I I desk anti with arms let I water from thi 0001 IT concocts scene magical bev that straightens out Hit Ideal In hi Sizzling heal and glvei him nrr nollh lo add I an extra 1104 to Ilrow otaltoa Coa next bill I Bht kein John looking prosperous and 11411131 when In la at work by Haltering Mm he ho II I len dreeMHl becomingly sod kindly crltlcllng him whin ht forK11 i that an apparent prosperity u I mn y In hit tune In fact the man wh on hoUna obolll VaOmfillil Invasion 01 the business World will never know ho valuable she 11 until lit hat I raot14cd his loersulllo feminine atltlant with I tloddlng conscientious man who poll never break any of hit Ironclad oin r rulei but who aim 1 never It I of any use notable of routine work ant who hint at leaving when III In luggttted 1 11 MIKTII H VYSIOSI1 |
